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- September 28th, 2008, 3:08 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New way to escape the cops!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 10745
Re: New way to escape the cops!
Don't be Arizona, Papi. I'll Mom's your Mom's house regardless of whether or not you live there (size=200]BLOODS[/size]she ordered the Super Jack Combo. BUT MOM!!!!!! I WANTED THE OTHER ONE!!! Shut the fuck up, and maybe we'll see some shit worthwhile out of your circumstances. But hey, sometimes th...
- September 28th, 2008, 1:53 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New way to escape the cops!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 10745
Re: New way to escape the cops!
I ain't coming back in regards to the public's party schedule. If you want to hire me when I'm available, I'm more than often enough to oblige. Otherwise: shut the fuck up, and butt the fuck out. It's that simple. Let's see if you can inhabite such a comedian Don't be a little bitch, Ari. You were j...
- September 28th, 2008, 1:39 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New way to escape the cops!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 10745
Re: New way to escape the cops!
Except Nurgle has helped me from day one; and will continue to do so until he fits I'm necessary. TOO BAD I DIDN'T FUCK HIM FOR SUCH A SPOT. OTHERWISE I MIGHT NEED TO BAIL OUT ON ELROY_JONES THE INSTANT HE OFFERED TO HELP ME. OWAIT I BAILED ON HIM FIRST AND REFUSED TO FACE ANY CONSEQUENCE. MY BAD!!!
- September 28th, 2008, 1:26 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New way to escape the cops!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 10745
Re: New way to escape the cops!
Good; because in that situation you will require no E-KNIGHT. And therefore, do not need anyone else to point out that you're a FUCK UP AT YOUR OWN JOB. Then again, Nugle could always go back to fucking preteens and blaming their parents for being so misguided. In which case, you'lll be safe in know...
- September 28th, 2008, 12:33 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: New way to escape the cops!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 10745
Re: New way to escape the cops!
Don't be a little bitch, Ari. You were just as likely to get owned by Biff as anyone else. And if you're going to lie about it, then you should not even have access to any of those commands. Then again, you could always have your E-KNIGHT protect you from E-HARM. That way, you can be sure you will f...
- September 27th, 2008, 7:57 pm
- Forum: Old Bug Reports
- Topic: Fishing Bug
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4335
Re: Fishing Bug
Except it's autohotkey, simple binds not scripts, and is widely accepted by all SA:MP servers, including this one.
Also, it was impossible to fish once you hit level 6 regardless of how many times you spammed /fish.
Also, it was impossible to fish once you hit level 6 regardless of how many times you spammed /fish.
- September 26th, 2008, 2:11 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Melee weapons
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3936
Re: Melee weapons
I totally thought we were going to get to keep the golf carts, too. I was all ready to have bodyguards patrol the mansion in them, and shit.
- September 25th, 2008, 10:31 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Paramedics
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4894
Re: Paramedics
Don't bother calling the paramedics: the city won't front the bank roll to get us a few ambulances and the medical supplies that go in them. As far as I can tell, I'm the only paramedic currently on the city's pay roll. I've responded to a few calls. So far, I've been unable to help anyone, and actu...
- September 25th, 2008, 6:54 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: The CIA
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2911
Re: The CIA
The Mayor has a full staff of professionals that worry about everything from his safety, to public appearances, to scheduling.
I wouldn't complain if we got an armor or shotgun spawn, though. Or at least some legal means to obtain guns in order to protect the Mayor.
I wouldn't complain if we got an armor or shotgun spawn, though. Or at least some legal means to obtain guns in order to protect the Mayor.
- September 17th, 2008, 11:46 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Melee weapons
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3936
Re: Melee weapons
true
- September 16th, 2008, 11:14 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Melee weapons
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3936
Re: Melee weapons
Bats totally need to be added. Most people use them, anyway. They would cost less than an sdpistol to make, but would not increase your arms skill when 'sold' to another player.
- September 16th, 2008, 11:09 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Give san andreas the deep love!
- Replies: 53
- Views: 11879
Re: Give san andreas the deep love!
This wasn't announced earlier, but will be announced right now: anything related to 4chan, or its associates, will earn the suggestee a 24-hour ban. Furthermore, too much of what is being suggested is too deeply related to gameplay, and will affect gameplay deeply. Let's focus on roleplay, as gamepl...
- September 3rd, 2008, 12:42 pm
- Forum: Old Bug Reports
- Topic: House bug megathread
- Replies: 66
- Views: 13036
Re: House bug megathread
My car is locked and inaccessible, but I do not own a key or remote locking device.
- August 25th, 2008, 2:41 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Points
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3640
- August 25th, 2008, 2:29 pm
- Forum: Old Bug Reports
- Topic: House bug megathread
- Replies: 66
- Views: 13036
Re: House bug megathread
My housecar rarely spawns at all.
- August 24th, 2008, 11:35 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Points
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3640
Re: Points
That's your customer base, idiot. You want to talk shit about the people making your money, go damn well ahead. The illegal endeavor you're engaged in is not recognized by the server as a whole. I'm going to show up to the point, to do my job, whenever I please. If you have a problem with that, you ...
- August 24th, 2008, 11:32 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: More cars through /carupgrade
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2532
Re: More cars through /carupgrade
In my opinion, you should get a job.
Also, I heard the Hell's Rebels were being restarted.
Deny/Confirm?
Also, I heard the Hell's Rebels were being restarted.
Deny/Confirm?
- August 23rd, 2008, 1:47 am
- Forum: Hall of Shame
- Topic: CRIPS
- Replies: 85
- Views: 53347
Re: CRIPS
you aint shit bitch nigga punk ass bitch soft as fuck you dont know shit about the murder game son ill have your house raided for your fucking computer, son. you small time as fuck for life. IM A CRIP!!!I live in Inglewood LA and my ehole block is cripz (Raymond Ave Crips) as i said before:u got not...
- August 22nd, 2008, 9:08 pm
- Forum: Old Bug Reports
- Topic: /lock bug since the update
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1054
Re: /lock bug since the update
I've seen this happen, just now, actually. Suggestion: /lock should only be able to lock your car if it is unlocked, /unlock should only be able to unlock your car only if it is locked. as it is now you can lock or unlock your car regardless of the actual state of the car lock (ie unlocking an unloc...
- August 19th, 2008, 10:19 pm
- Forum: Newbie Forum
- Topic: House Cars
- Replies: 1
- Views: 885
Re: House Cars
No.
Sometimes admins offer custom car spawns for millions of dollars, but they are specially added spawns.
Sometimes admins offer custom car spawns for millions of dollars, but they are specially added spawns.
- August 17th, 2008, 9:49 pm
- Forum: Taxi Recruitment
- Topic: erwin_rommel for taxi
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1590
Re: erwin_rommel for taxi
ROBERT BOYER IS A FUCKING ARTIST.
Too bad he isn't fat, too. Then he'd be the total package.
Too bad he isn't fat, too. Then he'd be the total package.
- August 17th, 2008, 9:22 pm
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Arms dealer suggestion, Desert eagle dude!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4216
Re: Arms dealer suggestion, Desert eagle dude!
The deagle made accessible is a bad idea. With the Viet Cong griefing people with cars, it's easy to see that gun fall into the wrong hands, especially if it falls into an entire organizations hands. What i mean is: griefers would have a field day, and it would be a headache for the few admins that ...
- August 8th, 2008, 8:22 am
- Forum: Old Bug Reports
- Topic: Fishing Bug
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4335
Re: Fishing Bug
LINESNAPPED
- July 31st, 2008, 9:31 am
- Forum: Suggestions
- Topic: Newspaper
- Replies: 1
- Views: 747
Newspaper
Take advantage of the in-game newspaper system. Little blurbs too small to post in The Newsroom can go there, or maybe just sell it out as advertisement space like a classifieds section to generate income that can then be used to pay newsmen a salary or commissions. /read paper is just a title, bord...