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Don't be Arizona, Papi. I'll Mom's your Mom's house regardless of whether or not you live there (size=200]BLOODS[/size]she ordered the Super Jack Combo. BUT MOM!!!!!! I WANTED THE OTHER ONE!!! Shut the fuck up, and maybe we'll see some shit worthwhile out of your circumstances. But hey, sometimes th...

I ain't coming back in regards to the public's party schedule. If you want to hire me when I'm available, I'm more than often enough to oblige. Otherwise: shut the fuck up, and butt the fuck out. It's that simple. Let's see if you can inhabite such a comedian Don't be a little bitch, Ari. You were j...

Except Nurgle has helped me from day one; and will continue to do so until he fits I'm necessary. TOO BAD I DIDN'T FUCK HIM FOR SUCH A SPOT. OTHERWISE I MIGHT NEED TO BAIL OUT ON ELROY_JONES THE INSTANT HE OFFERED TO HELP ME. OWAIT I BAILED ON HIM FIRST AND REFUSED TO FACE ANY CONSEQUENCE. MY BAD!!!

Good; because in that situation you will require no E-KNIGHT. And therefore, do not need anyone else to point out that you're a FUCK UP AT YOUR OWN JOB. Then again, Nugle could always go back to fucking preteens and blaming their parents for being so misguided. In which case, you'lll be safe in know...

Don't be a little bitch, Ari. You were just as likely to get owned by Biff as anyone else. And if you're going to lie about it, then you should not even have access to any of those commands. Then again, you could always have your E-KNIGHT protect you from E-HARM. That way, you can be sure you will f...

Except it's autohotkey, simple binds not scripts, and is widely accepted by all SA:MP servers, including this one.

Also, it was impossible to fish once you hit level 6 regardless of how many times you spammed /fish.

I totally thought we were going to get to keep the golf carts, too. I was all ready to have bodyguards patrol the mansion in them, and shit.

Don't bother calling the paramedics: the city won't front the bank roll to get us a few ambulances and the medical supplies that go in them. As far as I can tell, I'm the only paramedic currently on the city's pay roll. I've responded to a few calls. So far, I've been unable to help anyone, and actu...

The Mayor has a full staff of professionals that worry about everything from his safety, to public appearances, to scheduling.

I wouldn't complain if we got an armor or shotgun spawn, though. Or at least some legal means to obtain guns in order to protect the Mayor.

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Bats totally need to be added. Most people use them, anyway. They would cost less than an sdpistol to make, but would not increase your arms skill when 'sold' to another player.

This wasn't announced earlier, but will be announced right now: anything related to 4chan, or its associates, will earn the suggestee a 24-hour ban. Furthermore, too much of what is being suggested is too deeply related to gameplay, and will affect gameplay deeply. Let's focus on roleplay, as gamepl...

My car is locked and inaccessible, but I do not own a key or remote locking device.

My housecar rarely spawns at all.

That's your customer base, idiot. You want to talk shit about the people making your money, go damn well ahead. The illegal endeavor you're engaged in is not recognized by the server as a whole. I'm going to show up to the point, to do my job, whenever I please. If you have a problem with that, you ...

In my opinion, you should get a job.

Also, I heard the Hell's Rebels were being restarted.

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you aint shit bitch nigga punk ass bitch soft as fuck you dont know shit about the murder game son ill have your house raided for your fucking computer, son. you small time as fuck for life. IM A CRIP!!!I live in Inglewood LA and my ehole block is cripz (Raymond Ave Crips) as i said before:u got not...

I've seen this happen, just now, actually. Suggestion: /lock should only be able to lock your car if it is unlocked, /unlock should only be able to unlock your car only if it is locked. as it is now you can lock or unlock your car regardless of the actual state of the car lock (ie unlocking an unloc...

No.

Sometimes admins offer custom car spawns for millions of dollars, but they are specially added spawns.

ROBERT BOYER IS A FUCKING ARTIST.

Too bad he isn't fat, too. Then he'd be the total package.

The deagle made accessible is a bad idea. With the Viet Cong griefing people with cars, it's easy to see that gun fall into the wrong hands, especially if it falls into an entire organizations hands. What i mean is: griefers would have a field day, and it would be a headache for the few admins that ...

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Take advantage of the in-game newspaper system. Little blurbs too small to post in The Newsroom can go there, or maybe just sell it out as advertisement space like a classifieds section to generate income that can then be used to pay newsmen a salary or commissions. /read paper is just a title, bord...