SZR GTA

jah mon

its 1992

i want a monster as my housecar

Halfshot wrote:Yakuza loves not doing it.

so do vagos

A admin was hacking and shot me with a minigun so i thought i wonna try that too so i get in the server and got banned. The admin was Primaris. If he didn't start with the minigun i didn't do it two. I got caught for a AK-47 Btw. Unban me please. I don't get why i get banned and the admin not. lmfa...

No, it's more of a "you forgot the last "RP" situation you were in" Which would have been, based on the OP, the gang war. Say I hit a car, they get out, shoot me. I don't remember hitting the car, I don't remember getting shot. It's more RP, but no one will follow it. Meta-game ...

This will be short, and to the point. The New Life Rule, often abbreviated "NLR" in and out of the server, is the acknowledged rule where you simply forget your past life when you die, and start a new one. Let's look at a basic scenario; You see a rival gang member and shoot to kill them,...

Klim_Bang wrote:You not russian!!!
WHY DO YOU CALLED COP????
Russians mafia its very strong organization!!you not strong!you S*CK!!!!!
P.s. If you realy russian you can understand me...
Имел я вас в рот с вашей конченой мафией!!вы не разу не русские!

yes

Thanks! i was wondering how to do this.

:( i want to be taxi i take your money and kill you

i fly like paper, get high like planes if you catch me at the border I got visas in my name if you come around here, I make 'em all day i get one down in a second if you wait no one on the corner has swagger like us hit me on my burner prepaid wireless we pack and deliver like UPS trucks already goi...

Sai_Kazkanov wrote:Is it possible we could set up an XFire Guild for all the members of SZR (who have XFire) to join?

I've been looking around on XFire and it seems there are a few SA:MP and MTA servers that have their own guild.

this isn't WoW

oh and heres a cool site

http://www.WoWomg.com

If y'all are interested, I made roadblock command for the lsdp. It would include: /rb = Places the roadblock. /drb = Deletes the roablock that you just placed. I think this is a nifty idea - limit the number of roadblocks that can be set (1 per officer) - or if you're afraid of abuse, limit the num...

We changed fishing so you couldn't use it as your primary source of income to make millions (hello, Draco, Marius, Chang Lao, etc), but that may have screwed over everyone who just got to level 5. Previously there was a hidden level 6 characteristic that gave you more fish at a higher weight once y...

I'm a level 5 fisher and this morning i tried fishing and every single time i tried to fish it just said Line Snapped. I tried logging out and then tried on a different character and found that that character could fish fine. I'm practically broke now since i mainly fish as my job. Heres a screenshot:

shit that picture is embarrassing

Smacklug wrote:Good job kevin

what do you mean good job?

Robert Hardin wrote:Theyll want it back up for a unban

i said ill put it back up when i get unbanned

Anthony Martinez wrote:wow that sucks

yep

Raskolnikov wrote:Guess who (after much prodding) got banned again?

Me... it clearly says in the screenshot that you promised that i wouldn't get banned. So please unban me now

Wayne_Thompson wrote:I am pleased.

im not...

i did exactly what the admins said and wanted me to do to get unbanned, and then admins give me a minigun and lie to me so i get banned

Nurgle wrote:HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA yes unbanned give me a moment

lol getting unbanned from szr is no easy thing. ill be sure not to get banned again

Here it is...

Gook_Johnson wrote:or just move to LV

LV is the shit

Greg_Moyer wrote:Jesus Christ. If you do this, make it a link. DO NOT ATTACH IT TO THE POST

Alright i gotta wait until no one is home to avoid lifetime embarrassment