SZR GTA

I realize that my previous post may have been too free-form. "Check out this website. It will make you laugh." I amend this. Citizens of Los Santos, I proudly present an exclusive (not really) screening of Cocksucker Blues featuring the Rolling Stones as you've never seen them before. Or, ...

www.cracked.com

Use it.

This gang app makes me want to drink gasoline and hold my breath.

Mail me some LSD and I'll sign off my approval for your gang.

IC: Character name: Francis Proia, AKA Frankie Porpoise Date of birth: March 27th, 1950 Phone number: 6323 Address/general location (optional): Currently living weekly rate at the Jefferson. OOC: Names of any alts you have/had on SZR: Aesop Rock Previous roleplay experience, including other servers ...

simon_bg wrote:Attempt doesn't mean 100% chance. Maybe 5% would be more appropriate.

That idea's as good as implementing a /bumdrugs command. Cops have a 5% of being able to find the crack you're hiding up your asshole in a condom? Could add a whole new level to the RP.

-A

Dear lord. *facepalm.* hahahahahaha.