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by Nurgle
March 30th, 2021, 7:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Decade
Replies: 31
Views: 56924

Re: Decade

strange feeling of nostalgia and cringe. I hope Coleman (what a guy) is still around in life being an odd motherfucker.

Still not over jonathan ashley editing his industrial modifier. The USA of all nations!!
by Nurgle
March 30th, 2021, 7:29 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: FIGHT ME NURGLE
Replies: 3
Views: 3368

Re: FIGHT ME NURGLE

kenji_crash wrote: January 6th, 2021, 5:17 pm THAT OLE CLOWN ASS MUH FUCKA? Careful.
CLOWN???????

/explode kenji
by Nurgle
August 19th, 2011, 11:00 am
Forum: IGSIP - trust me, i'm a *PRO* RPier.
Topic: Chief_Kamachi application.
Replies: 7
Views: 3446

Re: Chief_Kamachi application.

acpected
by Nurgle
August 17th, 2011, 4:35 pm
Forum: Denied/Old Gang Apps
Topic: Mafia!
Replies: 64
Views: 34910

Re: Mafia!

a shameful szr
by Nurgle
November 26th, 2010, 1:33 pm
Forum: Complaints
Topic: How to post a complaint
Replies: 5
Views: 5432

Re: How to post a complaint

if your post is shit you will get warned
by Nurgle
November 25th, 2010, 6:02 pm
Forum: Complaints
Topic: How to post a complaint
Replies: 5
Views: 5432

How to post a complaint

Here are the biggest two secrets in SA:MP We can't monitor everything. We don't have the manpower, no server does. Not everything is logged. SA:MP just doesn't work that way. We need your help if you want people to be punished. Gather evidence Video is best. Video is the only way to capture actions ...
by Nurgle
November 23rd, 2010, 5:59 am
Forum: Newbie Forum
Topic: Thanks SZR
Replies: 10
Views: 3675

Re: Thanks SZR

If you want to donate at the moment the server is paid up for 3 months so what would be grand is if you donated to RACHAEL'S NEW PC FUND. She is on a shitbucket pc at the moment and has been 'im upgrading soon guys' for about 2 years and her current one is probably about to explode or something. If ...
by Nurgle
November 22nd, 2010, 6:15 am
Forum: Old Bug Reports
Topic: C get
Replies: 8
Views: 2399

Re: C get

the entrances to cget got eaten on the server restart. the point is inside the dam and the /points find shows where the interior is so it appears to be in a mountain. To get to it sail a boat up to the dam from the south and get out on the east side where you'll see a bunch of entrances.
by Nurgle
November 22nd, 2010, 6:12 am
Forum: Denied/Old Gang Apps
Topic: Speed Demons Motorcycle Club.
Replies: 21
Views: 7423

Re: Speed Demonios Motorcycle Club.

these dudes are p cool and have a good gang theme that isn't retard poopsocker gang #500
by Nurgle
November 21st, 2010, 4:12 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: make the pd less shitty
Replies: 45
Views: 13312

Re: make the pd less shitty

and delete the fbi
by Nurgle
November 21st, 2010, 4:11 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: make the pd less shitty
Replies: 45
Views: 13312

Re: make the pd less shitty

Traffic cops have 0 powers except ticketing and unticketing cars so the entry bar is much lower than normal cadets. It's pretty common to see them armed and riding with normal PD officers as meatsh- backup (sometimes they're useful, other times they're dumb and gay) but I'm not sure what they get up...
by Nurgle
November 20th, 2010, 4:53 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: SAS
Replies: 17
Views: 3942

Re: SAS

sas is supposed to be awful. full of awful dumb as fuck people who think they are real cops this is why sas is funny.

also we'll be replacing their deagles with sd pistols
by Nurgle
November 20th, 2010, 1:39 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Newbie Achievements
Replies: 35
Views: 14340

Re: Newbie Achievements

kill silver leo
by Nurgle
November 19th, 2010, 7:38 am
Forum: Denied/Old Gang Apps
Topic: .
Replies: 117
Views: 36967

Re: The German Organization - The Agency

Might as well let this sit here whilst you recruit new members since it's a decent app. Good luck!
by Nurgle
November 14th, 2010, 8:43 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Important
Replies: 157
Views: 39153

Re: Important

"he's like chris bell" - an admin.

and we all know what happened to chris bell's tenure as mod!
by Nurgle
November 14th, 2010, 8:42 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Important
Replies: 157
Views: 39153

Re: Important

i see you are putting an excellent case for your defence dom by arguing like a baby with the rest of the babies.
by Nurgle
July 2nd, 2010, 6:31 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New maps for SZR
Replies: 38
Views: 17460

Re: New maps for SZR

Cool shit. I doubt if we'll be buying any stuff from you but some of the players might for their gangs and things so I'll let this thread live here for a while to see if you get any bites.
by Nurgle
June 28th, 2010, 6:39 pm
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: idea for guns, drugs, and points
Replies: 37
Views: 9194

Re: idea for guns, drugs, and points

we're going to be looking at points and things soon because the incentive is shit at the moment
by Nurgle
June 28th, 2010, 7:56 am
Forum: Denied/Old Gang Apps
Topic: NeighborHood Bandits (NHB)
Replies: 76
Views: 15732

Re: NeighborHood Bandits (NHB)

idk gangs who everybody hates on are a good thing until they get mass banned for being too shit
by Nurgle
June 28th, 2010, 7:09 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: New Newbie Guide
Replies: 18
Views: 5376

Re: New Newbie Guide

if someone does this we will jizz rewards all over their face
by Nurgle
June 27th, 2010, 4:25 pm
Forum: Denied/Old Gang Apps
Topic: Perros Locos
Replies: 16
Views: 5227

Re: Perros Locos

2 [15:21:16] [command] [David_Burrows]: /me takes down his pants and show his big hairy balls
3 [15:21:32] [command] [David_Burrows]: /me hits nelson in the balls whit his balls
4 [15:21:39] [command] [David_Burrows]: /me pulls up his pants
by Nurgle
June 25th, 2010, 11:27 am
Forum: Old Bug Reports
Topic: Cigars
Replies: 18
Views: 5333

Re: Cigars

Lockie_Fantico wrote:
BigAssGoat wrote:not in flowers
In the middle of a shoot out, you sell flowers to your opponent to make their weapon auto-switch to it.
then you get banned
by Nurgle
June 25th, 2010, 6:12 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: Remove job levels
Replies: 49
Views: 12254

Re: Remove job levels

lol buying stuff in our fucked up economy. if you are buying stuff then it should probably be stuff like connections/other perks on top of normal job levels that cost a ton. Arms dealer can make specific guns cheaper with x perk, poopsock more mats n shit. moving it all to a money based system would...
by Nurgle
June 23rd, 2010, 4:04 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: /fblock Name/ID
Replies: 7
Views: 1864

Re: /fblock Name/ID

That + if someone insists on rejoining just /report it and we'll have words.
by Nurgle
June 22nd, 2010, 5:38 am
Forum: Suggestions
Topic: End the endless chases to SF/LV
Replies: 34
Views: 11519

Re: End the endless chases to SF/LV

BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHASE CARS!!!!!! get in your fukin sultan or fukin turismo, get a passenger or three with mp5, follow car to moon, shoot car. oh look the guy's car has blown up and there's no other car within 2km for him to get into except the back of pd cars! alternately drive fo...