SZR GTA

Exactly

Joe Rogan you got out of hand.
This thread was meant to be sarcastic and all you drama faggots took it seriously

But whatever just keep flaming it up

Actually I wasn't in handcuffs, I turned myself in. You fail *exploits* *turns himself in to protect his precious mats* *gets them taken away* Are you kidding? I told aesop to take all my mats since I don't even matrun anymore He took 40k and then I /dumped the rest And how did I exploit? I was alt...

your all right the buffalo does all the work

thats why i lost the cops today in a van

Actually I wasn't in handcuffs, I turned myself in.

You fail

Also, right click on the mini button, selecting help, and then selecting "Key List", gives you a list with every single possible key to use.

Boats with nos and lagslamming in water. FUN

Actually there is a "secret" to making the jump. If you listen to your car listen for when it sounds like the rpm's are maxed out, let of the w key then press back on the w key. It doesn't seem like it does much but it actually slightly increases your top speed. And, it's needed to make th...

Bonez actually is not responsible for "logging out" when he drowned, if you drown in SA:MP you crash. ADVICE FOR BONEZ: Do not go down with the ship, swim up to the service so we can use our shiny leviathan to take you to PD. I couldn't get out of the car!!! I was knocked unconscious from...

The first time I did it, it actually wasn't a cadet or a noobie cop. He actually came very close but I thought it was a hilarious when he smacked that wall. Secondly I never did any bragging... just video. The buffalo is hardly overpowered compared to when we used to have the Infernus. And I've made...

Fuji_Kaito wrote:Johnnysbad style: frontflip off that jump, tie me mid-air and upsidedown, land perfectly, say a one-liner, and knife me to do the greatest hit ever, only then will I be impressed!

It's ALOT easier with the Infernus

Jesters suck!
Volume 2

Louis_Phillippe wrote:Supposed to be out this year, some guess November. Is this a possibility? I don't see many people staying since GTA 4 has built in multiplayer and is better in just about every way. I would love an SZR gta4 though.

Good in about every way? How?
2 words for you. Auto aim

Yeah that would work too didn't think of having no house car. Also maybe level 0 house. A box. No interior but its where you spawn on login. Just an idea. Hahaha I love this idea. It would still have to cost some amount of money so that it's not abused. Yeah definetly, or would find a way to exploi...

Yeah that would work too didn't think of having no house car.
Also maybe level 0 house. A box. No interior but its where you spawn on login.
Just an idea.

Hackers are bant. Not kept on the servers to be deathmatched, which is pretty what it sounds like your saying.

How about... a /tradein. Where you can get a car in the same class. Those classes being 50k, 100k 500, and 2 mill. Or think about a /sellhousecar. Let's say you get into a bind and you need some money. You sell your housecar and you get 50 % of the money, also returning your housecar to a clover.

Just to make it so where when/if we would like to buy or try out another housecar, we can either get some money back or trade the car in and not have to spend the same amount of money and lose our last car.

To all the "West Side Crips"

Deathmatch, metagame, powergame, chickenrun

An apartment building isnt a warehouse

Name ONE person you know that lives in an actual warehouse

Lets face it, people just want to poopsock dropcar now since fishing is no more for most people
I see at least 3-4 "houses" at the docks about 10 feet from the dropcar
First of all its not in a realistic location and its just gay
A warehouse isn't a house, its a warehouse
Get a real house

Or take it a step further and make their be an instructer job
That can sell licenses

Other than that idea
I would say 3 or 4 mill for it

Jack a car and drive to the bank :suicide: . That defeats the purpose... say for example, you deposit all your money as you head for a 'dropcar'. Then on the way you send someone an sms (omg -25 payday 1 min away), so by having a few atm's thrown in, you dont have to frantically rush to the bank or...