SZR GTA

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Character name: Dave_Boolean Date of birth: Birth certificate lost, 1950ish Education: High School Diploma Style: Hard work ethic, always gets job done, albeit in a reckless manner Height: 6'1" Weight: 192lbs Bench press: gyms are only for fight club Gold: bought a wedding ring after i got eng...

Casadina wrote: marry me

Get rid of that pesky male genitalia you're rockin' and you've got yourself a deal. Or did you just mean in game? In which case sure, why not.

Sometimes I get outside...

I really need a photo with LEATHER CHAPS!

mp3 Eh, still not as catchy as the Hell's Rebels theme song. I dunno, if she's not super fat and is actually in her late twenties, I'm inclined to leave her alone. I just don't understand how these women keep end up having cybersex with Ken? It's not like they can tell he's got an 8 inch wang from ...

Mick_Smith was there for the whole thing, and Jeff_Fisher and Thelma_Sycamore can attest to the "instanced dimension" thing, since they could hear but not see us. We've always called it the Twilight Zone. When you respawn you can't see other players or cars. It happened on my lvl 8 house ...

Finn wrote: Also, speaking of sex and whoring, how the hell do condoms work?

You buy them at any 24/7 (/buy 8) then the next time you have sex you'll use it automatically and you won't get an std, or pregnant!

I am Dave Boolean and I approve this message. Edit: just out of curiosity, how closely are everything we say and do on the server being monitored? Did this one scenario just grab your attention due to its length? Would I for example get away with mentioning in game to another biker that I admire his...