SZR GTA

in our heart

servers up

fuck you

unbanned

maybe i have it

Juke wrote:i find szr is better summarized by the movie catfish

That's good.. that's good.

Catch it on tv soon~

nice

im the baby gotta love me

ha ha ha ha im in the future

only visible to the dudes near your crotch

~goes back into the shadows~

nullum

It always dies this time of the year then picks up again around October.

What if we dropped the 'Lawyer' title and changed it to 'Fixer'?

If you've seen Breaking Bad and shit, think of Mike from that. There will still be a profession that can post bail and tinfoil people, but we can come up with more fun shit to go along with it.

Adj wrote: For risks, besides std's there should be instant-damage risks like:
Getting cut by broken glass (medium chance, low damage)
Getting attacked by a cat (low chance, medium damage)

Will definitely work stuff like this in.

suck my ass

I'm sad the Mafia was not given to me immediately.

Are you fucking serious, Adj? Even the Yakuza had to do the same stuff. The Mafia isn't special.

If you can't keep a gang together without having red names, then maybe you're not ready to be put in??

It would be until you die/go to a hospital

This would basically be a greater risk/reward version of fishing. Find a dumpster around the city and /dive. You would then have the chance to find bags of money/pot/crack/possibly weapons?/other. On the other hand, you would be at risk from eating rotten food, getting pricked by needles or other am...

Don't try to act dumb here. You know what you were doing the whole time.

You won't follow the rules. Stay banned.