SZR GTA

I can't stand it when people type with the first letter of each word caps like this: Hey, How's It Going Man? Also it is ANNOYING as fuck when people (especially 14 year old girls on facebook) type like COMPLETE DUMBASSES and change each word to make it look ''cuter'' and shit: Heyyy, Howw Are Yhuu ...

on a side note I don't really love those things, I was just bored and decided to stir up more drama on this forum like the feisty little bitch I am

yo mad dog I heard u took a shit in a toilet, flushed it, ran across your city in record time to arrive at the sewage works in order to identify your turd and finally gobble it down

anyone caught here using punitive action will be dealt with by force and/or sexual methods

Herb_von_Toker wrote:Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings..these are a few of my favorite things!

I prefer my kittens
in kettles
and tied up with strings
with rain drops
on their whiskers

Nah but szriously, all the successful dudes in the world got where they are by licking ass and the occasional ballsack (not promising that you'll be successfully by doing it to a cop wannabe from Russia though)

lol ur just a noob on the Internet who I happened to talk to [(and fall in love with) not]

twilight
Justin bieber
one direction
avril

It's Simon

Yo Mad Dogg what are your music tastes and political influences?

looks like this Ron dude is talking from experience

fuck Triads just all Matrun day long

looks like this LaMar dude is the kinda guy who would, for absolutely no reason, bang his head backwards into the wall while sitting on an office chair and spontaneously hold out his weiner and start pissing on the floor screaming "Psss psss pssss"

looks like this Davy Mousse dude is the kinda guy who would happily eat shit if it was flinged at him by a monkey or hippopotamus

@Ron - thats pretty sweet, good job.
@Miquel - IKR
@Herb_von_Toker - great great pictures, A+ work

@Chris_Hansen

looks good, good job.

Zef wrote:

funny story, thats exactly the face my friends ex-girlfriend made when, during a date, he made her walk all the way out of expensive london just to get to a cheap ass kebab shop - stingy fucker, i know.

Ron wrote:you're slacking on these threads

Im sorry, it's not my fault. I blame the water over here

Also

FUCK em all watch em fall screaming
automatic gunfire exorcising all demons

LaMar this is how I imagine you to look IRL - http://unrealitytv.com/?attachment_id=55

man I worry that my material is beginning to get corny. sure I write my own material but I just worry is all- do you think I've still got it poppy?

pops wrote:tall but short with long hair on the sides but shaved on top/back
xl broad shoulders with red eyes and a big red dot on your forehead

lol who the fuck would get that haircut.

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jimmy_jakens wrote:ok

hi how's ilona

haha get it? because 90% of people on here are Arabs Hahhahahahahahah... welp

Okay I didn't want to play the Meth card but now that I feel compelled to do so... My close friend took Meth and thought his dick was a hair curler. Dickhead approaches a girl sitting on a park bench, grabs her hair and wraps it around his cock... Dude got done for sexual blah blah and went to priso...