SZR GTA

1) get a life
2) sign out
3) go outside
4) make friends
5) entice friends with sweets
6) do dirty things with friends...
7) contract AIDS
8) study science
9) discover cure for AIDS
10) repeat step 6

(just meet me in a dark alley after letting me know if u want steaks or mincemeat... come alone)

Err yes... I have some, er, beef for sale... premium quality... let me me know if anyone of you want some...

listen just putting this out as a precaution... ANY MITGERFUCKER WANTS BEEF JUST COME GERE AND TELL ME

:negative: SZR used to have a decent playerbase made up of about 80% retards and 20% somewhat intelligent players (according to in-depth studies) I believe that on this server, retards made the world go round because SZR has always been Team DM so what better way to join in on the fun than have a cr...

ok ok we all know you both enjoy taking it up the nostril and/or earhole whilst eating ur lunch thru ur anus at work/school

wtf zef this music is like the noise my left testicle makes during a boulder session

The Captain wrote:where's Smokey?

he plays and uses these forums under the username "Aldo"

they all cheat on me and beat me with sticks, sometimes they tie me up and crush my balls between two boulders

I have three xD

jk I don't have a gf

I even took pictures on my brand new cellphone and she still denies it claiming they're cheap ass photoshops I made to annoy her

why the fuck would I give a flying fuck about England's fucks listen tbh I don't give a fuck about it too. I just write this stuff when im bored or when my girlfriend sleeps with another guy and denies it INFRONT OF MY FUCKING FACE even though I caught them having ANAL sex ON MY FUCKING BATHROOM FL...

Yo Lamar what are your views on...

1) Iraq war
2) Israeli occupation of Palestine
3) 9/11
4) KONY
5) Pakistanis living off benefits in England
6) Pakistanis marrying white girls in England
7) Pakistani rape gangs
8) Pakistani hate scholars

ok but dont be calling me on my cellphone during the early AM hours when the going gets tough

Takashi_Meshima wrote:ty

np

And to lighten the mood, here's a very racist video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hT7sHxwIo

Alright, guys. I do believe that nothing lasts forever and I feel that I should take a new direction in my posting endeavours. From now on I shall no longer post purposely unfunny attn seeking stuff but instead, I shall be blessing you males, dudes and gays with beautifully crafted and laughable mas...

go on dude those are some sick moves. im not too shabby myself, just recently taught myself to walk and run - not very impressive but im learning and will hopefully be able to sit cross-legged in about 2-3 months according to my gym coach

haha so ur danbear... wow. im FrogLicker9/11 if you didn't know already

listen, just puttin this out as a warning ok... any motherfucker and I mean ANY motherfucker tries to mess with my posts will be... well, lets just say I feel sorry for the next MOTHERFUKER who does that ok

ps: i sucked a dick or two while I was composing this post.

Satoru wrote:deep stuff are meant to be double PENETRATED

ur mom is deep stuff

EnKay wrote:

LaMar wrote:Yamoto's the only cool guy to come out of Yakuza

I'm just saying tho'

thanks asshole
wheres eva beauty meshima

nah bro, yanoki takes cool to another level

bought a kitten today let me know what u think

Rosco_Flatts wrote:Fuuuuuck, now I have a reason to play again!

FUCKING HELL MAN GET A GRIP ON LIFE