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sender: Lord Space Marine of SMAAAD 'Dogdude'
receiver: Elite Combat Space Marine of SMAAAD 'Stenchman'
Summarization of Planet SZR through-out ~three (3) years of research by Space Marine Scientolog & Biochemist of SMAAAD 'Dogmatic':
Planet: Secret Zomby Room
Planet Class 0-10 (0 equals hopeless): Zero (0)
Population: ~60 snide eyed mongoloids
Planet's Estimated Length of Life: Looks bad
It has been ~three (3) years since the creation of Planet SZR. The experiment had at first surprisingly good results. Unfortunately a biochemical device was accidentely triggered while researching the Hominid Brain an estimated earth-spin ago. This resulted in critical changes of the Human Mind. Mongoloid particles inflated the creativity and speech nerves of their brain. Hense this they're slowly dying internally becoming of the nature 'Zomby'. The native also refer to them as; latvian, brazilian, arabian or simply Dumb.
Space Marine Stenchman.. It is vital that you reach and communicate with an official of the planet. A Leader of Communication or an Operating Operator Operating on Criminal Acts. See to that they equip you with what's necessary; Anti Metal Penetrating Vest, Machinepistol Fives and fueled Jet Packs. As for transportation do not settle with any vehicle but 'Monster Trucks' due to the terrain. We have developed a serum which will prevent you from becoming one of their likes, a serum which will keep you always in a state they call 'In Character'.
Go to Planet SZR and reverse the effect in their 'In Character' nerves. Enforce it with Force or Verbally. Eliminate the virus. Use your equipment with any means necessary. The growth and survival of the galaxy is in your hands.
High Hopes in you Elite Space Marine,
-Lord Space Marine of SMAAAD 'Dogdude'
