Los Santos Retirement Community

[Bankwell]

Los Santos Retirement Community

"The Los Santos Retirement Community, ah, it's a great place! I can't tell you how many wonderful things go on here, each and every day. There is free tapioca, bingo every night at 7 o'clock, and uh... wait, what was I saying again?" Earl lifted his coffee cup, and took a sip, as he smiled into the camera, showing is nearly toothless mouth. The view looked around, to show an expensively cheap lounge, meaning it looked nice, but you could tell everything was bought from a thrift store.
"I mean, I can't tell you how many nice people I work with everyday. The workers, who change my diapers, some old war veterans who seem to be a little lucid, and then there's the every-other day person, just like myself. What could be better than sitting around with a bunch of people your age, in a close knit group? Sometimes we hold car shows, to show off our old Hustlers, Buccaneers and Savannah's. It's a really great place!" Earl continued to say, keeping the same smile he had on his face from before.
"The best part is, when we're together, we're safe from the outside world... no worries out them, young whipper snappers with automatic muskets, or them Negro's living in the nook! With the Retirement Communities own 'personal security'... there isn't darn damn near no way them young kids from the 'samabinladin countries gonna harm us. We've got... wait... what was I sayin' again?" Earl looks around confused, but puts back on a smile, and looks into the camera akwardly for about 20 seconds.
"So, I was gonna continue, but what I thought was a fart turned into a little bit too much! Catch ya later, alligators!" Earl said, as he slowly got up, and walked away.

Why?: I've learned from my mistakes from the Idlewood Slum Disciples. Thing not to do, things to do, and things to be aware about. I learn that a generic gang is going to attract the same, mindless, generic people, and that's why I am coming back with a fresh idea, and looking for a fresh start. I feel that a theme like this can really induce roleplay, and it will be good not only for Los Santos, but also for Bayside, which me and my members have scouted and already found a great place to position ourselves. I'm looking forward to hopefully bringing something great to this server that isn't a generic nigga gang, but rather a theme that, from my knowledge, hasn't been used yet.

Members
Grandpappy (Rank 7)
Earl_Ebeneezer / Bankwell
Old Fart (Rank 6)
Conrad_Manchester / Ayad_Faraq
Don_Vinceto / Don_Vinceto
Paul_Winchester / Romaine_Buck
Old Man (Rank 5)
Mojima_Jeffersuni / Moe
Saul_Silver / Joel_Alien
Stale Chip (Rank 4)
Eden_Ebeneezer / ??
Rotten Fruit (Rank 3)
Bingo Winner (Rank 2)
Road Danger (Rank 1)
Senior Citizen (Rank 0)
Elliot Jennki / ???

Skins


Leader - 32, 235, 95, 236 Female - 231, 88

[jimmy_jakens]

cool, Support :)

[The Captain]

Loving it!

[Moe]

I was walking down the street with my trolley, not far from the Retirement home, when I stumped up on something I didn't expect to find I looked at the dollar bills and said "Oh darn!" and took the five houndred dollars laying on the ground!
So I thought, why don't I drop by the 24/7 to buy some snax? Even thought my teeth is gone, an old man gotta enjoy himself!
I bought a plate of chockolate for five houndred dollars, and I considered myself lucky for finding those five houndred dollars.
As I was walking out of the store thinking about how great this was, some kid was cycled past me and grabbed the chockolate from my trolley.
I wasn't sure what to do and suddenly I was standing there and crying, not about the chockolate, but the fact that I had to walk all the way home to the Retirement home, I was lucky that Earl drove by in his Hustler and saw me.
^
This was my ugly ass story about 500 dollars and how easy it is to rip off old people!

Anyways, I think that Bankwell deserves another chance to run a gang, in my opinion we are all dedicated people that know how to lead a gang, and have long experience with SZR.

[Sizzla_Kalonji]

Damn, I love the theme Bankwell, Support ofcourse.

[Darnell_Denroy]

Hahahahahahah, this looks sick as hell.

[Nelson_Green]

This is awesome. I give you my useless SUPPORT .

[Satoru]

bankwell can be a bit dummy sometimes but with moe as an lt i think this won't be a bad gang

[Panzerfaust]

I don't usually post in these, but I'm supporting this like a motherfucker.

[Dom]

Gang idea is awesome, leadership is good and members are good
stick around for 1-2 days and then you can have a week trial

[Tony_B]

Gang idea is awesome, leadership is good and members are good
stick around for 1-2 days and then you can have a week trial

Finally! You accept a good gang

[Moe]

Finally! You accept a good gang

You are shit Tony Bananas

[Panzerfaust]

Tony Bananas stop posting in every thread Dom posts in about how shit he is. It's gone from amusing to irritating.

Or just stop posting period but I know that's too much to ask for.

[lukesea]

Also tony bananas remember that you lost/are losing the poll so enjoy your month off! :D

[Khamal Tafari]

looks good, except for the fact that you're all alts. then again the trial will tell your priority

[Tony_B]

Also tony bananas remember that you lost/are losing the poll so enjoy your month off! :D

Well he never accepted it, I just putted cause I wanted to. Or just tell me where ge said he did accept

[Moe_City]

heres another useless gang like sewer bums, waste of a slot

[Rome_Buck]

heres another useless gang like sewer bums, waste of a slot

Gtfo an stop hating.

[EDIT] - Btw. Good luck to us :D

[Panzerfaust]

Yes, because they aren't a generic gangsta family that means they are a waste of a slot. No way could they ever do anything funny, entertaining, or interesting with a gang full of senior citizens. Thank you for making me see the light oh great prophet Moe City.

[Tony_B]

Old farts are funny, and I saw them rp estersay and they are the best I have ever seen!

[vikki]

ah yes A class gang leader 'moe city' lays down the law

[vikki]

ironically of course he fucking sucks and his gang is a pos

the dark red gang slot is forever devalued by the likes of m16 and bmf

[vikki]

and cross tracks soldiers to an extent

[Moe]

heres another useless gang like sewer bums, waste of a slot

Ohh wait, you and your gang is one of the biggest outsiders of this community, and pretty much no one cares about your opinions, so why did you feel the need to post this post?

[Bankwell]

Aha, damn, posted this before school, come back and already a lot of support. Thanks guys.
I figured this gang could be a good gang, with a good gimmick, that a lot of people might enjoy, and I'm glad to see it's a hit. I know the lot of our characters are alts, but also the lot of our characters are cop alts, which is somewhat like the news - you need something more than just that account to occupy yourself in the game. That's why at least a hand full of cop accounts are alts, it's just that most of us did this visa versa due to our situations when we applied, and applied with our mains rather than an alt.
Anyway, we hope to be able to show the server a good time, and a faction with more rp than just saying nigga once or twice every sentence. This won't end up like ISD had, where it was a bunch of morons who could only think to the limits of those said sentences. And more, much stricter recruitment guide lines, with a funny and entertaining plot behind it.