taxi recruitment guidelines
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taxi recruitment guidelines
the old taxi recruitment guidelines were lost thanks a lot bruno here are the new taxi recruitment guidelines
use your best posting
post the post very quickly that is the taxi way
do not forget to use big words
capitalize the big words so they are bigger words
use secret taxi lingo codewords tango foxhound cheddardozer
your post should read like a slide so when you are reading the post you are very happy and having fun then when you get to the end of the post )(the end of the slide) you say welp that was fun
inspired by worlds greatest guideline creator larmer eldrick
use your best posting
post the post very quickly that is the taxi way
do not forget to use big words
capitalize the big words so they are bigger words
use secret taxi lingo codewords tango foxhound cheddardozer
your post should read like a slide so when you are reading the post you are very happy and having fun then when you get to the end of the post )(the end of the slide) you say welp that was fun
inspired by worlds greatest guideline creator larmer eldrick
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Re: taxi recruitment guidelines
Here is a good example of a application:
I hink im a grood gkinda guy for this job because i can bring the hefty resume to tjs position.!
1)! I have a lot of speed
2 i am known for my led foot
i have sufficient knowledge to use external technologies to locate customers
i used to drive cars when i was a young kid and i had a lot of fun, so i think if i can have fun with two people nd have a great time we can make money togehter
i call it the taxi money playn
they give me some money and i give them some fun and they do the ReRun back to our taxi company
3) i haven o other options but to guarantee the passenger a safety and speedy trip!
4) i am known for being kind
5) i have a good worm talk
~*~ sigs off ~*~
<Racha3l> what means this<Racha3l> [06:54:50] Detected possible bot from (86.144.252.111)
<Keru> SALMON watches a lot of Sailor Moon, I have proof
Re: taxi recruitment guidelines
these are also taxi recruitment guidelines
Herb_von_Toker wrote:((I was going to roleplay an actual cabbie, and not drive around, griefing people screaming "WHO CALLED TAXI?!?!?!" when no one ever calls the fucking taxi for that reason.))
((Oh, yeah. You can spit on your fingers and finger fuck yourself Taj, 'cause that was gonna be my gimmick. I was gonna be the hardcore taxi driver who shot up at people for fucking around. I was going to drive on the right side of the road, and spark up conversations with the passengers and try to have a little fun. It's a shame you have to be butthurt by association just 'cause you all hate Strelok))
pichers
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give ur lve
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2 a cowboy man
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badadadadadaum
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All Taxis 1337's?
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noAlex Trebec wrote:All Taxis 1337's?
~*~ sigs off ~*~
<Racha3l> what means this<Racha3l> [06:54:50] Detected possible bot from (86.144.252.111)
<Keru> SALMON watches a lot of Sailor Moon, I have proof
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The show just gave me then can... They took away my mustache, my powersuit, But not my rage....
Idiot after idiot waling into that studio... When will i find my protege.... Never.
Till a bright yellow cabbie drove up to me... i stabbed him.. Then suddenly on the radio i get a call to get to the studio of Jeopardy.. 3 idiots for the show hop in the cab tell me to go to the airport.. So i raped them.. Lets just say none of us were proud of what we had done...
I kept raping every fare i got... for weeks it was heaven.. Then God caught me... stripped me of my stolen cabbie, The new found balls and took away 3 of my toes...
Missing that yellow monster i wished to move by kick scooter.. Went to Tibet and saw Graceland...
Found a home when i broke into Gay Gordo's bouffon boutique in Las venturas.. Slowly growing balls back.. but the growing pills turned me into something spastic and weaird.. i didnt know .. i didnt know how yo function.. all i did was paint a yellow at a local Pay n Spray.. I rode around Las venturas.. making jumps out of popsicle sticks and jumping entire Casinos... i then found out of a Taxi Service in a town right over.. called Los Santos.. I knew that with all the training i had done i could make it here...
ingame name : Alex_Trebec
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Just a civilian
Head of taxis on Gl Rp and Taxi driver on WTFman
Love the ways the taxis were dtermined to RP and its awesome.. Ya
Idiot after idiot waling into that studio... When will i find my protege.... Never.
Till a bright yellow cabbie drove up to me... i stabbed him.. Then suddenly on the radio i get a call to get to the studio of Jeopardy.. 3 idiots for the show hop in the cab tell me to go to the airport.. So i raped them.. Lets just say none of us were proud of what we had done...
I kept raping every fare i got... for weeks it was heaven.. Then God caught me... stripped me of my stolen cabbie, The new found balls and took away 3 of my toes...
Missing that yellow monster i wished to move by kick scooter.. Went to Tibet and saw Graceland...
Found a home when i broke into Gay Gordo's bouffon boutique in Las venturas.. Slowly growing balls back.. but the growing pills turned me into something spastic and weaird.. i didnt know .. i didnt know how yo function.. all i did was paint a yellow at a local Pay n Spray.. I rode around Las venturas.. making jumps out of popsicle sticks and jumping entire Casinos... i then found out of a Taxi Service in a town right over.. called Los Santos.. I knew that with all the training i had done i could make it here...
ingame name : Alex_Trebec
lvl 6
Just a civilian
Head of taxis on Gl Rp and Taxi driver on WTFman
Love the ways the taxis were dtermined to RP and its awesome.. Ya
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hey guy this thread is for official taxi businesses
i only read the first paragraph of your post nbut it didnt look very official taxi business to me!!
i only read the first paragraph of your post nbut it didnt look very official taxi business to me!!
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Hello, my name be TW_Squeaks. I wish to Taxi. Why? Because I drive car once, and I want money from customer.
People comment I am good talking to. This mean I am good taxier because I can use words to them. Then they give more money.
So, I wish to taxi. Accept my taxi drive?
People comment I am good talking to. This mean I am good taxier because I can use words to them. Then they give more money.
So, I wish to taxi. Accept my taxi drive?
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im pretty sure youre supposed to make a seperate thread
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Yun wrote:im pretty sure youre supposed to make a seperate thread
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i what to be a taxi driver and i what to get money from custermes my name ind game redred_lady plz
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WE NEED MORE TAXIS SO I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU ALL SOME TIPS FOR GETTING IN OK
TIP NUMBER 1: DONT BE AN UNFUNNY TRYHARD COPYCAT FAGGOT
TIP NUMBER 2: THERE ISNT A TIP NUMBER 2
TIP NUMBER 1: DONT BE AN UNFUNNY TRYHARD COPYCAT FAGGOT
TIP NUMBER 2: THERE ISNT A TIP NUMBER 2
pichers
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Hi i want to be a taxi becuse i drive prtty fast an i want to get money
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you weigh 20 gallonsSALMON wrote:tip
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i have a question: can you Fly a Helicopter Taxi? lol! but really can you?
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i can bladekill you with onejame wrote:i have a question: can you Fly a Helicopter Taxi? lol! but really can you?
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Alexander_Zimmermann wrote:i can bladekill you with onejame wrote:i have a question: can you Fly a Helicopter Taxi? lol! but really can you?
SALMON wrote:the old taxi recruitment guidelines were lost thanks a lot bruno here are the new taxi recruitment guidelines
use your best posting
post the post very quickly that is the taxi way
do not forget to use big words
capitalize the big words so they are bigger words
use secret taxi lingo codewords tango foxhound cheddardozer
your post should read like a slide so when you are reading the post you are very happy and having fun then when you get to the end of the post )(the end of the slide) you say welp that was fun
inspired by worlds greatest guideline creator larmer eldrick
SALMON wrote:plese brains sticky
Bruno_me wrote:Here is a good example of a application:
I hink im a grood gkinda guy for this job because i can bring the hefty resume to tjs position.!
1)! I have a lot of speed
2 i am known for my led foot
i have sufficient knowledge to use external technologies to locate customers
i used to drive cars when i was a young kid and i had a lot of fun, so i think if i can have fun with two people nd have a great time we can make money togehter
i call it the taxi money playn
they give me some money and i give them some fun and they do the ReRun back to our taxi company
3) i haven o other options but to guarantee the passenger a safety and speedy trip!
4) i am known for being kind
5) i have a good worm talk
qUOtE
stop saying what you think on the internet, no one gives a fuck (unless you ando)Ando wrote:i never sausage a bad post
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i want this job because i like to drive :D !
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Hell im not applying but i can do thatSALMON wrote:the old taxi recruitment guidelines were lost thanks a lot bruno here are the new taxi recruitment guidelines
use your best posting
post the post very quickly that is the taxi way
do not forget to use big words
capitalize the big words so they are bigger words
use secret taxi lingo codewords tango foxhound cheddardozer
your post should read like a slide so when you are reading the post you are very happy and having fun then when you get to the end of the post )(the end of the slide) you say welp that was fun
inspired by worlds greatest guideline creator larmer eldrick
Hi i wna go fastt fucking faster than fast wathch me spped there this app wwwwwweeeeeeeeeee yyyyeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa
ouch just hit the fucking scroll thing mother fuckeer watche where the fuck your going o ya im fast super fast my name is mik
ouuuuccchhh stupid fucking scroll bar hit it again io ya i am super fast my name is mike damron and i like to drive im level 2 a
ouch that mother fucking scroll bar o shit goto go spppeedddyyy me by by
Rachael wrote:Ive had a change of heart, your application shows originality.