$1,000,000 Competition

884.0 · Post by **Kitty_Mason** » November 20th, 2008, 10:11 am

THE COMPETITION BEGINS

What i want IS PICTURES.

Draw a picture of your IG character being anally violated by Nurgle. For every one i like or piss my pants laughing at, you get 50k. The more real the look of rectal anguish on your face is, the better chance you have of winning.

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Hokay so i recently came into alot of money on my Vago account.

A little over $1,000,000

While on my Vago account i was poor as houses, on Kitty (main account) my bank is nicely stocked, so i don't really need the money as such. My main duty as a Vago Lt. is to help others, and i thought 'what better way than making some poor folk a little richer'.

All im missing is an idea on how to distribute the money, and in what amounts. So i need your suggestions for some kind of competition or event it could be used in.

It should be specifically aimed at low level players, those unable to make much money for themselves, and probably either exclusively Vago orientated, or include the public players as well. Other gangs are more than capable of making vast amounts of money for themselves, so it wouldn't be fair to dole out the cash to them.

If anyone could think of ideas go ahead and post 'em. But try to think about it a little more in depth than:

''A race" or "Give it to random passers by"

Thanks in advance

DuncUK · Post by **DuncUK** » November 20th, 2008, 10:25 am

Anyone got a spare $4,000,000? I've got a great idea for a contract.

102.0 · Post by **Sacajawea** » November 20th, 2008, 10:34 am

Heres a few ideas.

-Give each Vago a spas and send them to ballas hq, whoever kills the most wins.

-Corndog day.

-Or just wait for the admins to make an event, and give the winner the extra cash.

Derek · Post by **Derek** » November 20th, 2008, 10:50 am

offer to the ones who have the highest ratio (Hours Played / Kills), since DONT KILL is one of the main rules at Vagos (I think it is). If someone has a 0 value at Kills, consider it 1 so you can divide. Well I didnt think too much about my suggestion, so it may sound shitty

884.0 · Post by **Kitty_Mason** » November 20th, 2008, 10:59 am

Sacajawea wrote:- Or just wait for the admins to make an event, and give the winner the extra cash.

Will probably just end up doing this if i can't think of anything by next week.

Or maybe create a nominations thread where everyone can post who they think deserves it the most and why. The one judged most deserving will get the cash. Or if there's more than one, get it shared between them.

harlll · Post by **harlll** » November 20th, 2008, 11:30 am

why dont you just look at the list and call everyone one by one to see if they need help (so you figure if theyre alts or not) and then wire them some cash?

159.0 · Post by **horatio** » November 20th, 2008, 11:34 am

don't give out free money, just don't

also all females in this thread show your tits

Max Lion · Post by **Max Lion** » November 20th, 2008, 12:05 pm

Offer the cash up as an incentive to low level players under level 3 who can manage not to DM someone or get kicked in their first week.

Offer a 50k prize to each who can meet these requirements.

1. Make them register for their chance at the cash. Here in this thread. (starting 1 week from registration date.)
2. Avoid any conflict in game, such as: DM'ing, Chicken Running, All around ass hattery, warnings for /n, /report or any other spam.
3. Not get kicked, banisihed or banned.
4. Random Roleplay by different people you appoint secretly.
5. Learns the server and for the final, can answer a random question about the rules of the server in game (so no cheating or tabbing to read the rules)

Presto You may have just won 50K

217.0 · Post by **D_Black** » November 20th, 2008, 12:45 pm

http://www.szrgta.com/szr/forum/viewtop ... =10&t=6752

884.0 · Post by **Kitty_Mason** » November 20th, 2008, 3:17 pm

Im liking the idea Max put across for the amounts. 50k per person seems a nice sum, and it would allow 20 people to get some cash.

I think i'm just going to be like the secret millionaire and hand it out to non-assfags as i come across them. i.e. people who offer me a lift when i get stuck in the middle of nowhere, people who don't carjack me in the middle of nowhere when i offer THEM a lift etc.

Josh Bauer · Post by **Josh Bauer** » November 20th, 2008, 3:18 pm

Maybe you can do like...the funnies pictures with proof that it's that person somewhere in the picture or you can do funniest ingame screenshots and it's your choice to who wins...sounds kinda crappy but whatever. By the way, how's George doing? Still pissing on cadets?

connie_lingus · Post by **connie_lingus** » November 20th, 2008, 3:34 pm

how bout a 5-minute szr movie about anything.

documentary
action movie
comedy

or even romance if you like sex (i do)

884.0 · Post by **Kitty_Mason** » November 20th, 2008, 9:44 pm

Oh connie you've inspired me!

What i want IS PICTURES.

Draw a picture of your IG character being anally violated by Nurgle. For every one i like or piss my pants laughing at, you get 50k. The more real the look of rectal anguish on your face is, the better chance you have of winning.

metalxkoz · Post by **metalxkoz** » November 20th, 2008, 10:12 pm

1186.0 · Post by **Nurgle** » November 20th, 2008, 10:24 pm

metalxkoz wrote:

LOL

connie_lingus · Post by **connie_lingus** » November 20th, 2008, 11:09 pm

:(

I dont know how to photoshop...

mattyy · Post by **mattyy** » November 21st, 2008, 8:10 am

Actually i would go for kindess week.
Whoever in a week is the best giver, might need help from either ingame or forums to vote. And some helpers to spy on the givers, wins like 50 or 100k per week

Vinnie_Montana · Post by **Vinnie_Montana** » November 22nd, 2008, 3:03 pm

Dont make it a suck up contest so "Nurgle" can jack off to in glasgow ore where he is. Make it "Picture of you character rapeing Nurgle"

884.0 · Post by **Kitty_Mason** » November 22nd, 2008, 8:27 pm

Unless people start posting more, Niko is going to get the $1,000,000 all to himself.

Lack of posting means i've decided to share the money between the best few.

connie_lingus · Post by **connie_lingus** » November 22nd, 2008, 10:26 pm

Kitty_Mason wrote:Unless people start posting more, Niko is going to get the $1,000,000 all to himself.

Lack of posting means i've decided to share the money between the best few.

can you make your contest, holiday oriented?

I remember Primaris' clowns from space for halloween, epic win.

metalxkoz · Post by **metalxkoz** » November 23rd, 2008, 2:30 am

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/2215 ... le1fp5.jpg

harlll · Post by **harlll** » November 24th, 2008, 10:42 pm

Kitty_Mason wrote:Oh connie you've inspired me!

What i want IS PICTURES.

Draw a picture of your IG character being anally violated by Nurgle. For every one i like or piss my pants laughing at, you get 50k. The more real the look of rectal anguish on your face is, the better chance you have of winning.

gross

metalxkoz · Post by **metalxkoz** » November 25th, 2008, 12:53 am

Do I win yet? Haha.

884.0 · Post by **Kitty_Mason** » November 25th, 2008, 1:42 am

WINNORS

250k to Niko for spanktacular pictures

50k for Connie for effort xD

Another 500k is going to a mysterious stranger who once saved me from a kidnapping. The remaining 200k will be dished out randomly to good needy peoples when and where i see them.

(Pm me your in-game names you want the money on and i'll get it to you whenever i see you)

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