Give san andreas the deep love!

[Samiam22]

I don't 100% like the idea of diseases, because it would be gay in a firefight, you are lowered to 15% health, and you are running to the nearby resturant or vending machine, then you get hemophobia, get into the /drunk animation, and it delays you, then you die because you sanguinated. (Bled to death)

Another example, a bunch of DMers come to you in your car, it starts flaming and you /repair it, then you get cut by bent steel or something, you lose the rest of the health you have left over from the DMers shooting through your windscreen.

AIDS, trying to /sex someone during a pointwar or a DM encounter trying to get up your health, if you obtained this you would lose more health than what you gained.

Also, mass diarrhea, this is not good either, say in a pointwar, you don't like carrying drugs around so you carry fish instead, so you eat your 55 pound fish then get 30 second diarrhea, giving your enemies enough time you blast you to oblivion.

Keep that in mind.

[DUMB IDIOT 2]

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[Hot Rod III]

I don't 100% like the idea of diseases, because it would be gay in a firefight, you are lowered to 15% health, and you are running to the nearby resturant or vending machine,

Illegal anyway

AIDS, trying to /sex someone during a pointwar or a DM encounter trying to get up your health

What this thread was conceived to solve

[anarchcow]

What this thread was conceived to solve

No we need something that gives you a quick-killing disease, acquired by swimming for more than 5 minutes.

[Sanchez sucio]

Cramps
Cause: Eating 30 minutes before going in the water.
Effect: Makes you drown if you're in the water for over a minute.
Cure: Don't swim for 30 mins.

Alternativly

we need something that gives you a quick-killing disease, acquired by swimming for more than 5 minutes.

I agree, Just for the sake of people diving into the water to avoud getting killed/arrested.

Also, is it posiible to get damage from falling intothe water from a great enough height? So, for example jumping off the sanfierro bridge into the water would most likely kill you/ hurt you a lot.

[Kitty_Mason]

I think it would be kinda neat to have contagious diseases. Although i fully expect it to be a bad idea, due to all the problems it would cause, the mass faggotry which would arise, and the probability of it being extremely difficult if not impossible to code.

But still, i think it would be funny to watch someone catch the disease, throw up, then the guy next to him.. then the guy next to him. Until everyone within a 10 foot radius of each other is laying on the floor groaning in a puddle of their own bile and faeces.

Points would be hilarious, you'd have diseased suicide bombers, kept at a distance from their gang members with long sticks, being thrust into the heat of battle to infect the enemy.

[Kitty_Mason]

As for a GOOD idea, the whole cramps thing to kill people swimming away to avoid death or arrest is a great idea. But the only thing is, theres no guarantee that they would have eaten 30 minutes before the said escape. I guess its pretty likely, and you could extend it to smoking pot, getting laid etc. Anything which bumps up your health.

Maybe a random shark attack or something? Swimming for longer than say a minute, provided you aren't a police officer or FBI and the such (if its possible for SAMP to make the distinction), automatically savages you to death.

And people in legitimate situations, crashing a plane into the sea for example would have the option of logging, saving themselves without it being deemed a warnable/bannable offence.

Or instead of a shark attack, seaturtlerape.

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seaturtlerape.

[OMP]

waiste of time

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ur gay as hell

[Robinson_Sparis]

Name: Broken Legs
How it effects player: When the player runs for more than 15 seconds without to stop, chance to broke his legs and fall over the ground for 30 seoconds.
Trigger event: /crack animation for 30 seconds, bleeding 10 health per 5 seconds.
Chance of catching: 20%
Cure: /healme
If cure, from who/what?: Hospital
Cost to cure?: $5,000

[Robinson_Sparis]

Name: Busted
How it effects player: When a player is using /mget, /mdeliver or the drugs command has a chance to get a wanted star for illegal actions.
Trigger event: /handsup for 5 seconds and +1 wanted star/crime for illegal actions.
Chance of catching: 5%-15%
Cure: Lawyer/jail.
If cure, from who/what?: Lawyer/jail.
Cost to cure?: His offer.

It might give a point to be a lawyer.

[Deda_Yammine]

Name: Diabetes
How it effects player: lowers his HP and also makes him more sensitive to agressions
Trigger event: drinking a lot of soda
Chance of catching: 45%
Cure: insuline inyection
If cure, from who/what?: Doctor // insuline inyections bought at 24/7
Cost to cure?: 1200$ per inyection

[TriggerHappy]

Name: Heartattack.
How it effects player: Instantaneous death.
Trigger event: drinking a lot of soda, eating alot of snacks and then staying still for 1 minute.
Chance of catching: 5%
Cure: n/a
If cure, from who/what?: n/a
Cost to cure?: n/a

[Dace_Venetes]

Name: B.O.
How it effects player: Makes them do that drug deal animation (like they're putting on deodorant) every couple seconds
Trigger event: No contact with water for over 5 hours
Chance of Catching: 65%
Cure: Jumping into a body of water
If cure, from who/what?: Water
Cost to Cure?: n/a

[Mikhail_Kalashnikov]

This thread is great hope the diseases can be implemented into the game. It would be good though if there aren't too many diseases since then you would catch a disease every time you do something, even worse if the diseases could spread. LOL.

PS: the diseases could be listed in the help menu to help newbies.

[Francis_Gambert]

Name:platioploistiosiosis
How it effects player:replaces talking with random gibberish, loss of health, /crack animation every 30 seconds
Trigger event: Not shooting a gun for more than 1 hour.
Chance of Catching: 97%
Cure: /sex with nurgle, dieing 10 times
If cure, from who/what?: sex with nurgle, die 10 times
Cost to Cure?: 5000$ or your dignity

[Styles]

What's the point of this if the player could just log out and then log back in and be healthy again? It doesn't make much sense unless you put a time limit on that player and they have to play until there time is up.


Example


I got one of these sicknesses and i have to play for about 20 minuets till the cold wears off. I play for about 5 minutes and then log off, the timer stops until i log back in and complete the rest of the 20 minuets, therefore i log back in and the the timer continues were it left off until the 20 minuets are up, then i can be healthy again, and some of these sicknesses should be contagious to make it even more fun :)

[Big_Daddy_D]

Name: Overdose

Cause of sickness: using too much crack at once

Effect: Death

[Limegreen]

Name: Bad trip
How it effects player: Losing health/armor instead of gaining
Trigger event: smoking pot or crack
Chance of catching: maybe 3% chance?
Cure: no cure
If cure, from who/what?: nobody
Cost to cure?: nothing

[David_York]

Get oooout

[Juke]

Name: Hemophiliac
Symptoms: Cannot stop bleeding
Trigger: Admin
Cure: None

[Fox]

Name: Bad trip
How it effects player: Losing health/armor instead of gaining
Trigger event: smoking pot or crack
Chance of catching: maybe 3% chance?
Cure: no cure
If cure, from who/what?: nobody
Cost to cure?: nothing

Bad trip on pot? nigga you a pussy

[Fox]

Name:ADD/ADHD
How it effects player: you get wild as fuck runnin in circles
Trigger event: you gotta eat atleast one ritalin every hour
Chance of catching: 20%
Cure: eat a ritalin
If cure, from who/what?: your ritalin dealer or atm
Cost to cure?: deppends how much yo dealer wants yo to pay

[Adj]

Name: Claustrophobia
How it affects player: Changes angle randomly with a /hcover following immediately every 3-10 seconds when in an interior.
Trigger event: Player dying in an interior.
Chance of catching: 5% chance when dying in an interior.
Cure: /healme at hospital $1000 or being 10 minutes in an interior (or easier, succesful /signcheck in an interior)
If cure, from who/what?: Hospital or beating the fear by being in an interior.
Cost to cure?: $1000 or $0.

[jason_rook]

Name: Sugar rush
How it effects player: causes them to be in /dance for 20seconds
Trigger event:using the Sprunk machines 4+ times in under 1 minute
Chance of catching:15%
Cure: waiting 30 seconds or /endrush (it will cost $1000)
If cure, from who/what?: waiting 30 seconds or /endrush?
Cost to cure?: $1000