Application. (/fail)

[Feared Soul]

IC:
Name: ((If you like my work you can PM for the name.))
Date of birth: 6/12/1945
Phone number: Non ((Once again Pm me if you really wont it.))
Address/general location (optional): 625 Market ST


OOC:
Names of any alts you have/had on SZR: ((Send me a Pm))
Previous roleplay experience, including other servers ((Well over 100 playing hours here. About 200 playing hours on FISTING MEN.))
Will your news character be your primary character? ((Yes it will be.))

IC:
A brief description of what brought you here.
*Coughs*
To be honnest I have no idea what brought me here. My curiosity got the best of me. I look around and all I see is kid's running around with guns killing each other. Knowing there not going to live to be 25 but simply to not care. I see corrupt cops every where I look. I see mexicans who will do anything to make a quick buck. I see a shit load of home less people running around the streets. I see a lot of shit and to be honnest I get a bit scared walking around town.
But at the same time I love it. I love the taste in my head of being on the front line. I love the idea of not knowing whats going to happen in my life and where its going to take me. So I look for stuff. I look for shit about to go down. I have seen a lot of shit in my life and I come here to share my story's. I will tell you the truth I don't come here to do a segment on how the sun is still hot and how there is still war over sea's. I come here to share my life with Los Santos. To share the, fear, anger, Joy and my taste for finding new things with Los Santos. I plain to make something that shares my life with everyone and make everyone feel as if they have known me all my life.
*Brings and locks his hands together in front of his face.*
So what brought me here? Well there is no saying what brought me here. It just happened.
A brief description of why you feel you'd be an asset to our team
Why? Why not? Why are you here? Well like I told you all ready, I have no idea what brought me here. I told you what I plain to bring to Los Santos and what I plain to share and create. So the question is not will I be an asset to your team. The question is will you let me be part of the team.

An example of your writing in the two formats
*Pulls out some papers from his shirt.*
*Push's them to the women/man*


It reads
I walk across town for my morning jog.
I here some guy yell "Whats up dog?".
I take a glance in his direction. and what do i see?
A AK-47.
I duck down by a near by car.
Just in time to avoid lead in the face.
This **** that is going on.
It is worce than what you could ever see on the TV.
As I sit with a bullet deep in my leg.
I hear women screaming and guns still beating.
My heart races as I think what to do.
I hear foot steps getting ever closer too.
I pull up my pants and get my gun.
I don't know what I'll do with this little hand gun.
I can't come to my self to take the life,
OF some young boy mixed up in this spice.
I hear the foot steps ever so louder.
I pull my self up yelling ever so louder.
I feel a something lodge deep in my chest.
I fall to the ground my hands on my chest.
I hear something coming ever so close.
I see Red and Blue lights and more gun fights irrupted.
I wake up the next day.
To see that god helped keep my life saved.
But the funny thing is I do not care.
My thoughts are with the young boys who died to day.


"Small gun fight irrupted today and the Pig pin. The fight was started when a drug trade was set up to go wrong. The fight was started by a group of men who call them self's "Ballers" when they fired the first shots from the roof of the pig pin. The other set of men called them self's "Grove ST family's" and they where using very large guns such as AK-47's and M4's the death toll is now at 15 and 6 including my self where injured from the cross fire. No cops where killed however one was injured the Police Department assured us that they now have everything under control."





*Takes the papers from you as you come to the end of his reading.*
And your sectary said I should bring this.
*Pulls out a Tape Recorder and hits the play button*
"Good Morning LOS SANTOS!"
"Today's news reads,
Gangs get in fights cops arrest people and are getting even fatter on the Crispy cream Donnut shop. *Lowers his voice* If that's even possible.
Buy Hey! I got some guy off the street who says he is going to sing us the "Chicken Dance Song" Song ((Log on vent)). So are you ready for this? Ok man the mike is yours."
"Wow that was great ok for today's Question of the day you could win 15 thousand dollars if you send us the correct answer. The question of the day is,
A Father and son are riding in a truck. The truck crash's and they both get injured. The father and son are taken to Two separate hospitals. However when the son gets to the children s hospital the doctor says "I cant work on my son its against the law." How can this be?
Text your answer to 867-5309 and if you answer it with in the next minute you could win 15,000 dollars.
Well Los Santos tell next time I am signing off have fun and try to stay out of trouble."

*The tape recorder clicks off.*
What do you think?


Any additional comments (optional):((My rp skills and story skills are not shown to the fullest here. It's pretty hard to come up with a story and Role Play with your self. Please keep the post IC like.))

[Tommy_Gavin]

These aren't exactly the two news formats, but they are entertaining. The fact you have Jenny's phone number is enough for me. PM me your name and alts.

[Feared Soul]

These aren't exactly the two news formats, but they are well written with proper English without grammatical mistakes, and they are entertaining. The fact you have Jenny's phone number is enough for me. PM me your name and alts.

((Sent them VIA PM to you))
*Stands up*
Thank you for your time and thank you for making me part of the team.
((My Pc is down still getting fixed I might have it back this weekend. I will have it back by Monday but I do not know if I could get on with work. I will be for sure on Friday. Ill be on before that but I do not know how long or what time.))



((Also can you ad me to the News Team on the forums?))

[Ari_Papadopoulos]

This is terrible, too long, and rife with errors. Feel free to submit additional improved writing samples.

[Feared Soul]

((Ok how is this,))


Phone Slang

Omg, lol, wtf, Ty and other small amounts of letters that stand for words of phrases are being used and created every day. However a young boy at LS Middle school (Ole Tompson) has created a new one, "PP" you must be thinking to your self "Dick?". However the real use of it now is pinkie penis. The term was created when the young 8th grader sent a picture of his penis to several girls. We asked the girls what they had to say or think about the whole subject itself, "OMG his dick was like, So much smaller than my pinkie.". The young man will have a neon plate for his car before he is even 16.
Good Job!

Live
/news Hello this is the Unknown bringing you a breaking news report.
/news Gun fire has just irrupted at the local bar slash club known as "Pig Pin".
/news We are hovering high in the sky looking down and it seems a Drug trade gone wrong has irrupted.
/news We have no in tell on who the men are except that they half are wearing Green and the other half is wearing purple.
/news We can only assume that the purple side is refereed to as "The pretty Purple unicorns" and the green as "The Lucky Charms". When we get more info we will alert you.
/news So stand by los Santos.


((How is that? I'll admit my Gram er is not the best but I think I could bring some amusing story's to Los Santos."

[mattyy]

You should actually do a spelling check before you post!

[Feared Soul]

You should actually do a spelling check before you post!

I did. What am I missing?

[mattyy]

If you are going to ask me that, you clearly failed!
Also, your stories are not appealing and its somehow terrible.

[Tommy_Gavin]

Sorry, no Ducks allowed.