Tzar Riybolov Application
Posted: May 11th, 2009, 2:13 pm
In-character information:
Character name: Tzar_Riybolov
Date of birth: (( dd/mm/yyyy Format )) 08/01/1962 (( If it's 2009 )) and 08/01/1945 (( If it's 1992 ))
Education: A.. I am not a.. good at english, but I think I can explain little, yes? I was born in Stalingrad, I never like study and was dumb, now I understand I should have study long ago yes... So no Education, only steal dad's Volga and drive, no police on street, no license, I learn drive. Good.. a.. before.. no no.. after Stalin's death CCCP go to shit, so I loose work as fisherman, wife go away and take all money so I.. a.. *hicks* go drink Smirnoff good vodka at bar yes because it is all a shit. I no remember but I think that I got to America taking my boat with friends and get asleep while sailing, next day in the morning I woke up in a trash can in a back street, between very very very big big buil *hicks* buildings... I see a newspaper on the floor, so I take and see first page:
I turn it around, and:
So, that is what I did, I started to talk day and night, till I come L.. *hicks* Los Santos, and make this Application.
I know this no Education, but I explain, and you read...
Style: A.. what? I drive fast, I drive sidewalk, to prevent jams on road, injuries to citizens, no death, everyone happy , passanger happy...
Height: 5,5
Weight: 133kg fuck pounds or whatever America use..
Bench press: What kind of questions is this, give me yellow car, and burn this p *hicks* paper.
Gold: Ah.. *puts hands in the pockets, and takes out some rublis* I have, 20 rublis..
Taxi exam scores-
Written: I write now, I can write good.
Oral: Is this sex?
Driving: I am good at driving, very yes.
Why you feel you will be an asset to the Taxi faction: I can drive good, I no dissapoint Mr. Salmonski and Taxi corporation, I drive, client happy.
Out-of-character information:
Previous characters/alternate accounts: Davy Aguilera
Roleplay skill level: I'm pretty good at roleplaying.
Timezone: GMT +1, however, for some reason, I need to set it as GMT +2 over here on the forums so the times fit.
Time spent in-game daily: Hmm, I haven't been on so much this week due to exams and so on, but summer is pretty near and I will be on much more.
