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Bjorn_Poulson, Drunken Taxi Application

Posted: May 20th, 2009, 5:16 pm
by David_York
((Read with a drunk Russians personality, might help.))

Bjorn arrives at Los Santos International Airport and upon exiting the terminal he happens upon a phone booth with a number written on the wall in marker. Bjorn dials...
*ring tone*
Unknown Voice: YOU THERE! I want to ask a few questions!
Bjorn: Da?


In-character information:

Character name: Bjorn Poulson
Date of birth: 11\6\1982
Education: I remember not so good, it may be vodka...
Style: I drive like good person does, I get people places well.
Height: I need one of those measure things...
Weight: I am heavy fellow.
Bench press: I press bench by phone, what now?
Gold: Gold look good, it shine.


Taxi exam scores:

Written: I write good, I write sentence.
Oral: I can speak.
Driving: That one pedal is go, other one not so fun, ya?

Why you feel you will be an asset to the Taxi faction:
I'm good driver and pilot, I know this. I drink a lot and drove to drivers test. Yellow is good colour for car, so is blood stain on windshield.


Out-of-character information:

Previous characters/alternate accounts: David_York
Roleplay skill level: Decent 4/5
Timezone: (GMT-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Time spent in-game daily: Roughly 3-5 hours.

Re: Bjorn_Poulson, Drunken Taxi Application

Posted: May 20th, 2009, 5:37 pm
by Bruno_me
i have a question for you- can you tell me how to build a sawhorse?

Re: Bjorn_Poulson, Drunken Taxi Application

Posted: May 20th, 2009, 9:29 pm
by xXxwEEd420xBRICKx420wEEdxXx
Bruno_me wrote:i have a question for you- can you tell me how to build a sawhorse?
well first you go to fishing store to get dried seahorse. then you get one of those see-saw things from like park and then you put dried seahorse on there. Well..this is a seahorse sea-saw then aka sawhorse, hope you like instructions.

this is not drunk post....at all

Re: Bjorn_Poulson, Drunken Taxi Application

Posted: May 24th, 2009, 11:45 am
by David_York
I drink vodka bottles for few days now, and no reply to application?

Re: Bjorn_Poulson, Drunken Taxi Application

Posted: May 24th, 2009, 1:56 pm
by Bruno_me
I replied

Re: Bjorn_Poulson, Drunken Taxi Application

Posted: September 5th, 2021, 1:00 pm
by David_York
whoever wrote this application is either a fucking idiot or was 15 or something

Re: Bjorn_Poulson, Drunken Taxi Application

Posted: January 15th, 2024, 6:41 pm
by David_York
update, still an asshole 2024