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Ebeneezer_Splooge

Posted: December 22nd, 2009, 1:06 pm
by Rabid
Hello and good meets. I am in contact with you today to offer a business dealing opportunity of a lifetimes friend! Allow me to first being introduced, I am Ebeneezer Splooge prince of Zaire. I having being recently exiled from mine home country in which it is I as Prince. "The royal penis is clean your highness" they are said.

I would make good taxi for driving is many skill I contain. We can be doing the work this out by have you forward your banking details to I. I shall discreetly apply cheque of sum $2,500,000 and you are holding funds as I travel Los Santos. In returning I provide special oiled shoulder massage and $3,000. This deal shall be prompt and handled with caring Friend.

Turn you out.

Re: Ebeneezer_Splooge

Posted: December 22nd, 2009, 1:24 pm
by vikki
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Re: Ebeneezer_Splooge

Posted: December 22nd, 2009, 2:27 pm
by Diesel
you sucks....

Re: Ebeneezer_Splooge

Posted: December 22nd, 2009, 2:44 pm
by Dom
'foo your royal penis is clean and I'm like yes'
it's on and poppin'