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Troy_Marco
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Post by Troy_Marco »

Why cant i join the server ?

I have internet with no warnings even

why i have ping 9999 ?

when i enter the game it wont respond , i have internet !!!!

So admins please tell me
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Post by David_York »

We need to get some sort of filter script incorporated into the forum so people can't post this shit over and over... And over... and over...over...


Okay bud, check these things.

- Are you sure you have internet? Open your browser.
- If it does not load and shows you have a 'connection' in your network menu, check if it has a connection to your ISP and not just the modem.
- If you cannot find this information, check your main computer that is wired to the modem.
- The SZR server may be down.
- You may be banned or caught in a range ban. If you suspect so, post in 'unban me' without sounding like a dick and explain your situation without sounding like a dick.
- Try unplugging your modem and wait exactly 11 seconds because the usual 10 seconds does not work.
- If all else fails, call your ISP and listen to some music.
- After enjoying the music, yell repeatedly into your phone so the computer can understand you.
- Once finished, continue yelling yes and or no until you reach a real person.
- After reaching a real person, you will be re-briefed on what I had posted before.
- Once again, 11 seconds, not 10.

I hope this helped.
Last edited by David_York on February 13th, 2010, 5:37 am, edited 1 time in total.
Troy_Marco
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Post by Troy_Marco »

I checked everything ....

Same thing not responding
I asked my friends , they told me that they are playing it now .

So ....... i dunno ...

I am not banned or vanished , i even dont have warnings , Thankfully .

So what can i do ?
Last edited by Troy_Marco on February 13th, 2010, 5:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
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David_York wrote: - You may be banned or caught in a range ban. If you suspect so, post in 'unban me' without sounding like a dick and explain your situation without sounding like a dick.
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Post by David_York »

yo I posted more things you can do, check my first post.
Troy_Marco
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Post by Troy_Marco »

I edited it ..... just read it .
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What is this vanishing you speak of?
Troy_Marco
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Post by Troy_Marco »

David_York wrote:What is this vanishing you speak of?
If somebody recieved 3 warnings , he will be vanished

I really tried everything ...

i see that i should wait .

Thanks by the way
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Where are you from
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John_Pendergast
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Post by John_Pendergast »

Troy_Marco wrote:If somebody recieved 3 warnings , he will be vanished
You're wrong, that's banished.

Vanish = disappear/fade away
Banish = exile (in this case: moved to Banishland, where you can't do shit except being killed by your "friends")
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Post by Troy_Marco »

John_Pendergast wrote:
Troy_Marco wrote:If somebody recieved 3 warnings , he will be vanished
You're wrong, that's banished.

Vanish = disappear/fade away
Banish = exile (in this case: moved to Banishland, where you can't do shit except being killed by your "friends")
Oh yes sorry .......

so ... somebody knows what to do ?

i removed SAMP then installed it , same thing !

Do i have to remove San Andreas ?

Or something else ????????
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Post by John_Pendergast »

OK, David made a list. Have you tried/checked EVERYTHING on that list?

edit: Also, you are SURE that no rangeban caught you? Note that rangeban isn't given in-game by admins, it's when someone forbids a range of computers (maybe a whole country) from connecting.
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John_Pendergast wrote:OK, David made a list. Have you tried/checked EVERYTHING on that list?

edit: Also, you are SURE that no rangeban caught you? Note that rangeban isn't given in-game by admins, it's when someone forbids a range of computers (maybe a whole country) from connecting.
Man i swear that i did everything , i tried everything !!!!!

But no use .
do i have to format my computer or ?

Please admins tell me , I am banned , banished or ?
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Post by Lockie_Fantico »

Can you connect to other servers? Try reinstalling SA-MP. When I couldn't connect to the server before it was because the exe for my game was screwed, so maybe try reinstalling GTA if the above don't work.
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its a rangeban
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Rachael wrote:its a rangeban
????!!!!

What did you mean with that ?
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It means that your IP got banned
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Why my IP got banned ???????

I even cant connect to other servers , Like : PrimNet

Tell me Rachael ..... why my IP got banned ?!
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see if your firewall is blocking anything related to sa-mp.
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it means somebody, maybe even you, has been banned multiple times, and keeps cycling their ip and creating a new account to avoid the ban. To stop them we just ban a whole range of IP.

this is a rangeban, blame the annoying person who earned it.
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Troy_Marco
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Rachael wrote:it means somebody, maybe even you, has been banned multiple times, and keeps cycling their ip and creating a new account to avoid the ban. To stop them we just ban a whole range of IP.

this is a rangeban, blame the annoying person who earned it.
Man i swear to god that i didnt do something like that .

Please unban , i really love SZR and i really didnt do something like that

Rachael ... What makes you think that one of them is me !? Man believe me
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Troy Marco maybe I was high as shit but I think I saw you IG. Or that wasn't a Marco, just something similar, dunno, sorry. But I'm quite confident it was Troy Marco.
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John_Pendergast wrote:Troy Marco maybe I was high as shit but I think I saw you IG. Or that wasn't a Marco, just something similar, dunno, sorry. But I'm quite confident it was Troy Marco.
Ha
So what do you mean with that ?
Troy_Marco
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Post by Troy_Marco »

I even cant connect to other servers !!!!!!

Like : PrimNet .
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