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Luke_Colford
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New Jobs

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.Strip clubs (owners, workers, cleaner etc.)

. Cinema's (owners, workers, cleaners, etc.)

. Farming

. Athletes (roleplay the olympics)

. License instructor (driving, flying, fishing etc.)

. Swimming centre (staff, cleaners etc.)

. Army

. professional band (gigs etc.)

. Skydiving (staff etc.)

tell me what do you think guys!!
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  • Shitty + watching polygon girls is lame (poligon (here): stuff that makes up those nice 3rd models)
  • What's the point?
  • What's the point?
  • Shitty
  • Uhm... no?
  • What's the point?
  • Hell no, people like you with a tank? No...
  • What's the point?
  • We already have a tower for that
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getting a new jobs in szr will make some players to come to the server, that's the main of the point.
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Re: New Jobs

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I have commented on your ideas one by one. So the first what's the point is about the cinema thing, for example. What's the point? You put a dozen people in a room, and then what?
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hmm, the worker sells some tickets, owners gain money, new paydays, and when the player get into the cenema he'll be able to watch a movie for 1 minute or something idk, feel free to post some improvements on this.
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Luke_Colford wrote:hmm, the worker sells some tickets, owners gain money, new paydays, and when the player get into the cenema he'll be able to watch a movie for 1 minute or something idk, feel free to post some improvements on this.
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Luke_Colford wrote:.Strip clubs (owners, workers, cleaner etc.) - hire some "girls" and go for it. nothing needs to be scripted.

. Cinema's (owners, workers, cleaners, etc.) - go ahead and do your own stage theater productions because that's as close as you're going to get in sa-mp. note, if you do this i will be really really impressed and like it a lot. nothing needs to be scripted.

. Farming - completely worthless suggestion with no ideas for implementation.

. Athletes (roleplay the olympics) - completely worthless suggestion with no ideas for implementation.

. License instructor (driving, flying, fishing etc.) - completely worthless suggestion that you can already do if you really want to roleplay it.

. Swimming centre (staff, cleaners etc.) - this would be an unbelievably boring and worthless addition.

. Army - yes let's create another government LE faction when there are already hardly any cops. let's give them tanks.

. professional band (gigs etc.) - how on earth would you accomplish this in a videogame

. Skydiving (staff etc.) - you can already do this for free or roleplay charge people

tell me what do you think guys!! - you stink and your worthless thread that you didn't put any effort into stinks too
this is an incredibly worthless thread because you didn't describe how any of these things would work. that said, they're pretty much all stupid ideas or ones that don't need to be scripted. see my notes.
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Why the hell does THIS thread get more replies than mine!? Seriously!?
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Walter_Melon wrote:Why the hell does THIS thread get more replies than mine!? Seriously!?
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Re: New Jobs

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Walter_Melon wrote:Why the hell does THIS thread get more replies than mine!? Seriously!?
Actually, I loved your suggestion, and pretty much that is the reason why there are more posts here. People come to this thread for a laugh.
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Walter_Melon wrote:Why the hell does THIS thread get more replies than mine!? Seriously!?
It is actually because of the many insecure people here on szr that need to constantly shit post and make fun of other players so that they can feel better about themselves.
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