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Mad_Dog_McCree wrote: Literally one of the first songs I ever learned on guitar. It's only like five chords though.....

4/20 was amazing here. Got blazed, picked up some taco bell, headed to a local hookah bar in Boulder, and played some cards against humanity. Livin' tha good life.

cpmngragtalations really, honestly... very exioting

dear diary,

just waking up in the morning realizing its the 4/20. i don't know but today seems kinda odd, no barking from the dog, no smog and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog. today was a good day.

listen people ok if u value ur life LISTEN UP

smoking weed is dangerous people trust me bro if u dont believe me there is this guy, right, who used to live near me yeah and he smoked a spliff and 2 hours later tried raping a dog... apparently his weed was laced with something, not sure what it was.

so back to the story, he mounted a pitbull because apparently he was hallucianaing that the world would end unless pitbull-man comes to save it from a massive volcanic eruption. he apparently deduced that the only way for pitbull-man to be born is if he reproduces with this dog.

so back to the story he starts doing it for like 30 seconds until the dog completley flips out, turns around and bites his weiner CLEAN OFF. next thing u know the dog was biting him all over the place - dude was bleeing and actually shit himself too... he snapped out of it later when in hospital.

I've been smokin weed at night lately. enjoy it a lot more

Yeah I prefer smoking at night, during the day nothing would get done if I was high unless I'm smoking on cheese which is a sativa/indica mix gives a much more mellow high

Yeah I like blueberry weed, or just the standard dock leaf depending on my mood. Dock leaves rule and are 100% legal - google them if you've never heard

you're a troll but ill bite and google it

I'll find out if Dock leaves can get you high..to be tested

I'm not a troll... I'm just a man... with a 14 inch penis.

i'm so high that i just smoked two bowls thinking today was 4/20

Butch wrote:I'm not a troll... I'm just a man... with a 14 inch penis.

Judging from your posts you must be a guy who laughs a lot

At your own jokes

NomoreNomura wrote:At your own jokes

judging from your posts you can't with me

see I just live in colorado

I've never been to Colorado. Sounds as bad as Mississippi haha but just names.

i envy those who can buy grass according to strain, here in australia it's all fucken bushweed

Zef wrote:i envy those who can buy grass according to strain, here in australia it's all fucken bushweed

haha noob wanker titshit

probably about 95-99% of people who said they smoke weed in this thread haven't smoked shit in their life... dudes haven't even inhaled second hand smoke from passers by

I've never drank weed out of a bag in my life

my pen wasn't working cuz the skillet was done so i bought one n smoked last night n got damn i feel dead brain this morning

once i took two marijuanas

please tell those Australian men in the fosters gold advert to shut the fuck up already

Yamoto wrote:please tell those Australian men in the fosters gold advert to shut the fuck up already

good call

fosters is shit so they don't advertise it here