HELLO FRIENDS AND LAIDES AND GLENTLEMEN i WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU TODAY ABOUT AN ORGANIZATION THAT WILL BRING PEACE and SALVATIONTO THE VALLEY THAT WE LIKE TO CALL LOS SANTOS. LOS SANTOS WAS CONSIDERED FOR MANY YEARS A HOLY LAND OF SORTS. FROM THE ORIGINAL INDIANS (AKA NATIVE AMERICANS) THAT SETTLED THERE OVER 100,00 YEARS AGO TO THE VARIED AND NUMEROUS GROUPS OF AFRO-GERMANSWHO SETTLED THERE OVER 100 YEARS AGO AS A PART OF A CONSPIRACY WHICH HISTORY HAS ENTITLED "MANIFEST DESTINY." REGARDLESS OF WHAT ROLE THE FREEMASONS HAD IN THIS MASS-IMMIGRATION THE FACT REMAINS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT LOS SANTOS IS A HIGHLY POLLUTED PLACE AND THE ORANGE SUNSHINE BROTHERHOOD IS HERE TO CHANGE THIS ATROCITY
ALL HAIL MARU, THE ONE TRUE GODDESS WHOSE SILVERY MOUTH CONTAINS ALL FORMS AND BEINGS WHO INTERCHANGES BETWEEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS, FOR SHE CONTAINS BOTH OF THESE THINGS MARU, THE TRUE HOLDER OF THIS EARTH
THE ORANGE SUNSHINE BROTHERHOOD
TRUE WORSHIPPERS AND PROTECTORS OF THE SPIRIT OF MARU, THE DEVOURER,RULER OF ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL, PROGENITOR OF ALL MOVEMENT AND EMOTIONWE ARE HEAR TO SPREAD THE WORD!!! THE GOOD WORD THAT IS THAT MARU LIVES AND ALL OTHER GODS ARE BUT A SMALL PORTION OF THE SHE-GODDESS THAT IS MARU.AN ADDITIONAL FUNCTION OF THE ORANGE SUNSHINE IS TO PROTECT THE PEACE HOUSES WHICH DELIVER VARYING SACRAMENTS TO THE POPULANCE. AND ALSO TOBETTER THE LIVES OF THE POPULANCE. IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT THEY ARE MISGUIDED ENOUGH TO BE EVIL AT TIMES.
THE ORANGE SUNSHINE BROTHERHOOD IS AN EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY ORGANIZATION WITH THE EXCEPTION OF FREEMASONS AND HINDU-CATHOLICS (THEY ARE THE SAME THING,) THE TWO RELIGIONS THAT COMPRISE THE BULK OF THE GLOBAL INTERCOMMERCE ANTI-LOVE CONSPIRACY. THESE PEOPLE HATE FUN AND SHOULD BE DESCRIMINATED AGAINST
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We're a cult, formed by a few old szr players from a while back. Since the theme is fairly open-ended, we plan on being heavily RP-centric.
If you've got any questions, talk to me in-game or in a PM.
The skins we would like to use are:
Boss:
Lieutenant:
Officer:
Soldiers:
STRAY CHANCE OF WOMAN:
(I'm not sure about these numbers, hence the descriptions)
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They are a bunch of genuine role-players from what I have experienced with them. Even when I fucked up prior to their news report by forgetting pretty much half of the information, they were patient and understanding. I think they have a good gimmick and deserve a chance.
Joe_Rogan wrote:these guys rp funny and don't get mad when i call them hippie faggos.
+1 respek
I look forward to Joe beating us down for being hippies.
Haha but its still great to see the cop's reactions to a bunch of motorcycle/pink car driving stoners.
i dunno joe is more of a verbal asshat with a inferiority complex due to his failure to become a comedian. he'll try to provoke you but back off if you're polite.
you guys are just a bunch of GOD DAMN HIPPIE STONER FAGGOTS right now.
bowls smoked during this post: all of them. smoke fucking weed every fucking day.
For now we've taken the sushi joint a bit south of the grove with the red admirals.
If it's anyone else's spawn right now, that's fine and we'll change it; as far as I know, though, it isn't taken. Eventually I think we want the lighthouse near the pier, but that's when we've been around a while and can get gang cars.
Mickey_Woo wrote:For now we've taken the sushi joint a bit south of the grove with the red admirals.
If it's anyone else's spawn right now, that's fine and we'll change it; as far as I know, though, it isn't taken. Eventually I think we want the lighthouse near the pier, but that's when we've been around a while and can get gang cars.
That is/was Vlad's house. Dunno what you can do about that.
Mickey_Woo wrote:For now we've taken the sushi joint a bit south of the grove with the red admirals.
If it's anyone else's spawn right now, that's fine and we'll change it; as far as I know, though, it isn't taken. Eventually I think we want the lighthouse near the pier, but that's when we've been around a while and can get gang cars.
That is/was Vlad's house. Dunno what you can do about that.
But let's cross that bridge when we come to it.
Nobody needs a house that has five gang cars and an interior
He should move, or at the very least not complain about sharing it
THE ORANGE SUNSHINE BROTHERHOOD 
