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Tibious Lewis [What the fuck?]
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 1:15 am
by Tibious_Lewis
I AM A FUCKING COWARD.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 1:23 am
by Panzerfaust
Move your date of birth back two or three years (as it stands you're a sixteen year old applying to the PD) and make your application readable (i.e. stop the random caps and work on the grammar). Then maybe you'll have a chance of getting in. The way your app is now, I don't see you getting accepted.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 1:23 am
by Rabs
no gangbangers please read our rape policy
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 1:27 am
by Rachael
Shit's all fucked up.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 1:40 am
by Tibious_Lewis
Panzerfaust wrote:Move your date of birth back two or three years (as it stands you're a sixteen year old applying to the PD) and make your application readable (i.e. stop the random caps and work on the grammar). Then maybe you'll have a chance of getting in. The way your app is now, I don't see you getting accepted.
Thats Just How I Type Sorry,Check Out My Myspace And Everything Else Thats Just How I Type Sorry
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 1:40 am
by Tibious_Lewis
Rabs wrote:no gangbangers please read our rape policy
Im Not Gangbangin?
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 1:43 am
by Tibious_Lewis
Rachael wrote:Shit's all fucked up.
Whats Messed Up About It?Mine Looks Better Than This Guys
http://www.szrgta.com/szr/forum/viewtop ... =15&t=5872
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 1:44 am
by Tibious_Lewis
Panzerfaust wrote:Move your date of birth back two or three years (as it stands you're a sixteen year old applying to the PD)
I ALSO COULDNT FIGURE OUT THE WHOLE MATH THING /OOC IM 19
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 2:17 am
by Rachael
here is why your shit is all fucked up.
you admitted you're a gun dealer in a PD application
lied about your criminal record
drug and prostitution references in your education
quoted two felonies as reasons to be a police officer
admitted to being in a gang thinking this makes you an asset to the force
you played on valhalla
16 hours on SZR is fuck all
you cant even remember all your alts
you said you don't give a fuck
confessed to at least three other felonies in your 'other comments'
bragged about your stats
you admitted that you are unstable
you called us niggas
your sig is way to big
you made me look at your sig four times in a row
I dont like you specifically all that much
Apart from these things your application is actually pretty good, and I enjoyed reading it.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 2:19 am
by Chris Hansen
Also you're from Redding, the biggest truck stop in California.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 2:25 am
by Tibious_Lewis
Chris Hansen wrote:Also you're from Redding, the biggest truck stop in California.
Hell Yeah,Pizza Hut At T.A. At 4 In The Mornin Is The Perfect Way To End The Night,They Know Us By Name Now
So Am I In Or What?If Someone Can Put Nigga Beatin Is Fun In Their App I Really Think I Have A Shot At Being A Police Officer
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 2:33 am
by Tibious_Lewis
Rachael wrote:here is why your shit is all fucked up.
you admitted you're a gun dealer in a PD application - Ok And?
lied about your criminal record -Wow,I Guess I Did,I Really didnt Know I Had That Many,Ive Only Been Arrested For 1 Evading I Remember
drug and prostitution references in your education - True No Denying
quoted two felonies as reasons to be a police officer - You Guys Are The Crookedest Ones In These Streets
admitted to being in a gang thinking this makes you an asset to the force - You Guys Shoot Us Cause Felonie Style
you played on valhalla - Till I Found SZR
16 hours on SZR is fuck all - i have a year and a half of roleplay expeireance
you cant even remember all your alts - ive used quit a few names, whats your point
you said you don't give a fuck - i did?
confessed to at least three other felonies in your 'other comments' - no i RP idicated
bragged about your stats - yeah and?
you admitted that you are unstable - no i did not
you called us niggas - proboly
your sig is way to big - your point? dont let it be that big next time you write the forum server codes
you made me look at your sig four times in a row - close your eyes
I dont like you specifically all that much - and what do you have against me?
Apart from these things your application is actually pretty good, and I enjoyed reading it.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 2:40 am
by Chris Hansen
Throw yourself off a very tall bridge.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 2:43 am
by Rachael
actually I like you. I changed my mind.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 3:30 am
by tithin
I'm so confused.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 3:43 am
by Tibious_Lewis
tithin wrote:I'm so confused.
What Is Wrong?
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 9:55 am
by Kiera
Tibious_Lewis wrote:tithin wrote:I'm so confused.
What Is Wrong?
No, what ISN'T wrong?
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 10:40 am
by Tibious_Lewis
Kiera wrote:Tibious_Lewis wrote:tithin wrote:I'm so confused.
What Is Wrong?
No, what ISN'T wrong?
Seriously Please Just Go Away
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 12:02 pm
by SonOfDonkeyman
Tibious_Lewis wrote:
Seriously Please Just Go Away
Don't tell LSPD officers to go away when you are applying for the force you fucking moron. Seriously, you have succeeded in writing an absolutely horrible application. Have fun with your retarded gang of petty street hoodlums, because you aren't LSPD material.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application [What the fuck?]
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 3:21 pm
by tithin
I'm going to keep this application open forever and it will be magical.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application [What the fuck?]
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 4:05 pm
by Tibious_Lewis
tithin wrote:I'm going to keep this application open forever and it will be magical.
Fuck It Then,Ill Just Start Killen Cops Instead Of Helping Them
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 4:08 pm
by Tibious_Lewis
SonOfDonkeyman wrote:Tibious_Lewis wrote:
Seriously Please Just Go Away
Don't tell LSPD officers to go away when you are applying for the force you fucking moron. Seriously, you have succeeded in writing an absolutely horrible application. Have fun with your retarded gang of petty street hoodlums, because you aren't LSPD material.
What Was Horrible About It?I Was Serious?Didnt Put "I Can Do A Good Nigger Beaten" In It? You Guys Are Dumb As Fuck To Think That Someone That Put Serious Effort Into Their Application Wrote A Horible Application
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application [What the fuck?]
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 4:21 pm
by tithin
Tibious_Lewis wrote:tithin wrote:I'm going to keep this application open forever and it will be magical.
Fuck It Then,Ill Just Start Killen Cops Instead Of Helping Them
that's cool, in that case we'll just send you to jail for an hour every time you do!
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application [What the fuck?]
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 6:03 pm
by Rachael
life is unfair, get used to it. If you ever apply for a job IRL you will understand.
Re: Tibious_Lewis's LS*PD Application [What the fuck?]
Posted: October 12th, 2008, 8:37 pm
by tithin
Dear Law enforcement Officials, anyone seeing Applicant Tibious Lewis around town has permission to search him for admission of Arms trafficking, if he resists, you have permission to send him to Fort De Morgan (once).