In-character information:
Character name: Kitty Osaurus
Date of birth: Cretaceous Period
Education: Stompy Feets 101
Style: Thrifty
Height: 20 Feets
Weight: Challenger Tank
Bench press: No bench press, only Squat-Thrusts. Enjoyment of phrase 'Squat-Thrust'
Gold: 500 bars of Nazi bullion
Taxi exam scores-
Written: Two fingers aren't enough to hold a pencil
Oral: Rawrr, grawr, stompy
Driving: 112%
Why you feel you will be an asset to the Taxi faction: My giant scaly back can hold many a passenger, and my big stompy feets carve a path through traffic. Also i have loud horn which declares 'roar'. My father was a taxi driver and i wish to follow in his fossilized footsteps which can be seen in British Museum.
Out-of-character information:
Previous characters/alternate accounts:
Kitty_Mason (PD - Officer)
Carla_Espinosa (Vago - Lt.)
Chesty_LaRue (OSB - Soldier)
Roleplay skill level: Mighty
Timezone: Earth
Time spent in-game daily: Too much for my own, or anyone elses well-being
Me on the job
Kitty_Osaurus
Moderator: SALMON
- Kitty_Mason
- Server Moderator
- Posts: 884.0
- Joined: October 6th, 2008, 8:22 pm
- Location: Cornwall
Kitty_Osaurus
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy
- Kitty_Mason
- Server Moderator
- Posts: 884.0
- Joined: October 6th, 2008, 8:22 pm
- Location: Cornwall
Re: Kitty_Osaurus
Took Jesus for a ride today. He gives three thumbs up.
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy
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- Posts: 174.0
- Joined: January 18th, 2008, 1:30 am
- Game Name(s): i drive a yellow car
- Location: A Hat
Re: Kitty_Osaurus
calling it tarxi is like negative a billion points
im going to fire helen keller she ruined allverything
im going to fire helen keller she ruined allverything
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- Posts: 12.0
- Joined: February 6th, 2008, 11:30 pm
Re: Kitty_Osaurus
irtalian greesebal surk my spargottiItsa me Corrado wrote:calling it tarxi is like negative a billion points
im going to fire helen keller she ruined allverything
dm cops 24/7
dm jackie chan 24/7
carpark ando 18/5
dm jackie chan 24/7
carpark ando 18/5
- Kitty_Mason
- Server Moderator
- Posts: 884.0
- Joined: October 6th, 2008, 8:22 pm
- Location: Cornwall
Re: Kitty_Osaurus
Recently installed air conditioning, sat-nav and in-car stereo for bonus ride comfort.
+1,000,000,005 points.
+1,000,000,005 points.
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy
- Kitty_Mason
- Server Moderator
- Posts: 884.0
- Joined: October 6th, 2008, 8:22 pm
- Location: Cornwall
Re: Kitty_Osaurus
Nude picture for bonus points.
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy