Sample aplication

[Mike_Damron]

the old taxi recruitment guidelines were lost thanks a lot bruno here are the new taxi recruitment guidelines

use your best posting
post the post very quickly that is the taxi way
do not forget to use big words
capitalize the big words so they are bigger words
use secret taxi lingo codewords tango foxhound cheddardozer
your post should read like a slide so when you are reading the post you are very happy and having fun then when you get to the end of the post )(the end of the slide) you say welp that was fun




inspired by worlds greatest guideline creator larmer eldrick

I dont wont in but is this what you wont.
Just wondering couse this is what it sounds like you wont



WEEEEEEE no hands yeehhhhhaaaaaaa look @ i drive so FUCKIng fast yeha woope i cn drv wd no hnds cuz i lke to drve fstttttttt
ouch who the fuck put that border there that dosent allow i te drv into its o yhz my nmes Mike damrons or something like that a
ouch again with the fucking bar and i like to drive fssstttt watch me drv i can drv fasters then fast weee opps hit elroy again. hay look a pd weeeeeee OUCH who trhe fuck tought this cop to drive dosent he no i drv fast so he should pull over for me hay officer get teh fucks offs the fcking rd wen i fcking drv by.
mke i a drver plllzzzzz

once again i dont wont in but making a aplication sounded like a lot of fun!!
if i was really applying would i get in?

[Bruno_me]

what a hell

[Gook_Johnson]

im a faggot

[Jon Smith]

im a faggot

[Mick_Jones]

im a faggot

Stop desperately trying to fit in, faggot.

[Jon Smith]

im a faggot

Stop desperately trying to fit in, faggot.

im a faggot