Erik Kovalenko

[Andriy_Kovalenko]

In-character information:
Character name: Erik Kovalenko
Date of birth: 1960/08/12
Education: The local high school in Kiev. I do not posess the same education as my brother Andriy, but I believe I've got enough intelligence to pass a taxi application.
Style: I'm pretty calm, and friendly. Can't think of a situation where I would get really mad.
Height: 1,9 m
Weight: 90 kg
Bench press: I didn't try for quite some time, so I don't know.
Gold: If you mean howmuch money I have, well.. I came to the States to follow the American dream, like my brother Andriy did. I don't really have much, just a few thousand dollars on my bank account, to rent an apartment and a car.

I didn't take the exam in America yet, however, I did one in Kiev! Here are the results:
Taxi exam scores-
Written: 3500
Oral: 3900
Driving: 81

That's 7481.

Why you feel you will be an asset to the Taxi faction: I don't know. I guess you could use another ridicolously under-paid driver, who'll work all day to earn some cash. Financially, that's an asset!

Out-of-character information:
Previous characters/alternate accounts: Andriy Kovalenko, Hugh Marshall
Roleplay skill level: Pretty good, I believe.
Timezone: GMT +1
Time spent in-game daily: 1-2-3 hours a day.

Comments: Every other applicant fails for not reading this:

TIP NUMBER 1: DONT BE AN UNFUNNY TRYHARD COPYCAT FAGGOT
TIP NUMBER 2: THERE ISNT A TIP NUMBER 2

I followed the guidelines.

[SonOfDonkeyman]

yes, instead of being unfunny because you try hard you are unfunny because you are serious and try hard

[Andriy_Kovalenko]

yes, instead of being unfunny because you try hard you are unfunny because you are serious and try hard

This.

Edit:

After reading your app:

being unfunny because you try hard

I was curious what you'd say to a serious application, but looks like everyone hopes to get accepted with an "i came to amerikka kent speeak gud englihs but i hev funeh accent and try 2 b lik taj salmonoskij teh driver frum poland" application.

So, yes. My goal was to write a totally serious application.

I was curious what you'd say to a serious application

[SonOfDonkeyman]

taxi is a comedy faction though, why would you be serious?? it's like going to a chinese restaurant and asking for a cheeseburger and fries.

[Andriy_Kovalenko]

taxi is a comedy faction though, why would you be serious?? it's like going to a chinese restaurant and asking for a cheeseburger and fries.

Because your "comedy" isn't funny at all. And all I can say, again:

I was curious what you'd say to a serious application

Edit: Actually, your application isn't that bad at all. It's better than the other guys trying too hard. So, exclude yourself from the list who're unfunny.

[Ando]

step 1 pretend like u shouldnt stfu
step 2 quit pretendin