joe crows app

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 17th, 2009, 6:59 pm

IC:
Character name:Joeee_crowww
Date of birth: 28/10/1960
Phone number:812105
Address/general location (optional):no house right now.

OOC:
Names of any alts you have/had on SZR:Joe_crow,joeee_crowww,joee_crowww.
Previous role play experience, including other servers (optional):sa rp.
Will your news character be your primary character? (optional):yes.

IC:
A brief description of what brought you here. (Was it a recommendation? A wanted ad? Simple whimsy? Something else?):i was banned from SA RP i found this one and it is the best.

A brief description of why you feel you'd be an asset to our team (feel free to include relevant skills and/or achievements):well one of my friends is a reporter and it looks fun and i like to pretend to be a reporter in real life.

An example of your writing in the two formats ((Article format, no less than 50 words, and in-game /news format, no less than 7 lines. See below for examples. Update: Wackiness (being outrageous) won't get you hired, and please try not to report on the common subjects - Nurgle, UFOs, combat situations, action stories, etc. Made up interviews NOT be accepted.)):no more then 50 words (7 lines or less.

ducks where have they gone?.

hello people of ls

i come to you with news of a man and his duck she comes to this pond every

day to feed his ducks some say the ducks flew south

stay tuned for another episode of joes people

others say the old man once came to this pond next to me is there no place in

the world for an old man and

his ducks?.

/news Good morning los santos its time to wake up to a big cuppa.
/news i am here at a duck pond the old man behind me
/news comes to the pond every day to feed the ducks
/news but the ducks have mysteriously disappeared
/news some people say the ducks flew south
/news but others say he used to come to this pond
/news is there any place in the world for and old man and his ducks
/news Joe crow SA news.

Any additional comments (optional):

124.0 · Post by **Ykraiina** » March 20th, 2009, 8:08 pm

Um so first of all, in your application you're 12, (remember assume the date is 1992)
Next your application isn't complete, you haven't provided an article format which should be around 50 words. Look at other accepted applications for examples. Your in game news report is pretty bad, remember you have to be able to utilize proper English and grammar, this is roleplaying news after all.

As of right now, I would deny you. I don't think anyone will disagree with me on that one. If you want, reread the application and spend some time in the server observing how we do things. I don't think you have enough experience with SZR considering you said you just came from SA-RP. After you understand how the news works come back and redo your article. Make sure you watch your grammar and spelling it is key.

1255.0 · Post by **Dom** » March 20th, 2009, 11:16 pm

joeeee_crowwww

you run around the server like a retard
ps
try not to hit everyone on the road

I'm gonna have to go with a NO
but we'll see how everyone else feels

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 21st, 2009, 12:13 am

ok i think i have made a good report
tell me if its not good

Kofi_Kingston · Post by **Kofi_Kingston** » March 21st, 2009, 12:52 am

i'm going with yes, add for comedy.

good morning los santos it's time to wake up to a big cuppa joe

Tommy_Gavin · Post by **Tommy_Gavin** » March 21st, 2009, 5:04 am

First you did not follow the simple instruction to post an example of your writing in the 2 news formats. Your story is just one big grammatical error, no capitalization, full of punctuation and spelling errors.

mattyy · Post by **mattyy** » March 21st, 2009, 8:26 am

That report me fell off my chair. Make another report with different formats. But I would go for a yes for this report lol.

124.0 · Post by **Ykraiina** » March 22nd, 2009, 12:26 am

sorry, but no. Reapply with a completely different app.

884.0 · Post by **Kitty_Mason** » March 22nd, 2009, 3:21 am

He stole that report from the Simpsons ya know

Tommy_Gavin · Post by **Tommy_Gavin** » March 22nd, 2009, 5:26 am

Kitty_Mason wrote:He stole that report from the Simpsons ya know

I knew that seemed familiar, but I just couldn't put my finger on it, til now.

xXxwEEd420xBRICKx420wEEdxXx · March 22nd, 2009, 10:53 am

Please accept this guy!

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 22nd, 2009, 5:18 pm

Kitty_Mason wrote:He stole that report from the Simpsons ya know

yep i did its just so funny lol

Kofi_Kingston · Post by **Kofi_Kingston** » March 22nd, 2009, 7:48 pm

hire him already holy shit

Banjo · Post by **Banjo** » March 24th, 2009, 1:28 am

JIZZ IN MY PANTS! JIZZ IN MY PANTS! Holy crap, I love you, Joeee Crowww!

Kofi_Kingston wrote:i'm going with yes, add for comedy.

good morning los santos it's time to wake up to a big cuppa joe

Comedy sounds good! Report anything that's entertaining in some way (dramatic, romantic, interesting, educational, funny etc.)

We already have this clown, Kofi! Joeee would make a nice addition! I say yes, and if it doesn't work out, he's gone [x

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 24th, 2009, 4:28 am

[quote="Banjo"]JIZZ IN MY PANTS! JIZZ IN MY PANTS! Holy crap, I love you, Joeee Crowww!

lol

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 25th, 2009, 3:36 am

[quote="Banjo"] Holy crap, I love you, Joeee Crowww!

for real?!?

/me reads what banjo said
/me chokes
/me falls to the ground
/me dies

banjo says :omg i have killed joe crow

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 25th, 2009, 3:44 am

Ykraiina wrote:sorry, but no. Reapply with a completely different app.

haha u got 3 people saying no and 4 saying yes u have no choice but to accept the app

124.0 · Post by **Ykraiina** » March 25th, 2009, 7:14 pm

I cannot believe people are considering this app. I hope this is a simple spur of the moment screw around thing.
Oh and joe crow, there is still the problem about you being 12, i dont think 12 year olds are qualified to drive news vans. But come by the HQ sometime, ill give you a nice sticker and some tasty candy.

Jesus..... :facepalms: X 10001231

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 25th, 2009, 8:03 pm

Ykraiina wrote:I cannot believe people are considering this app. I hope this is a simple spur of the moment screw around thing.
Oh and joe crow, there is still the problem about you being 12, i dont think 12 year olds are qualified to drive news vans. But come by the HQ sometime, ill give you a nice sticker and some tasty candy.

Jesus..... :facepalms: X 10001231

ill fix that ok (cool

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 25th, 2009, 8:06 pm

joe_crow wrote:
Ykraiina wrote:I cannot believe people are considering this app. I hope this is a simple spur of the moment screw around thing.
Oh and joe crow, there is still the problem about you being 12, i dont think 12 year olds are qualified to drive news vans. But come by the HQ sometime, ill give you a nice sticker and some tasty candy.

Jesus..... :facepalms: X 10001231
ill fix that ok (cool

but can i still have some candy (thanks)

124.0 · Post by **Ykraiina** » March 25th, 2009, 8:29 pm

joe_crow wrote:
joe_crow wrote:
Ykraiina wrote:I cannot believe people are considering this app. I hope this is a simple spur of the moment screw around thing.
Oh and joe crow, there is still the problem about you being 12, i dont think 12 year olds are qualified to drive news vans. But come by the HQ sometime, ill give you a nice sticker and some tasty candy.

Jesus..... :facepalms: X 10001231
ill fix that ok (cool
but can i still have some candy (thanks)

Your app still isn't complete, you didn't write a news article. Joe just go reread the application thread and make sure you understand everything and put some more effort into your app, look at other accepted applications as examples.

xXxwEEd420xBRICKx420wEEdxXx · March 25th, 2009, 8:38 pm

luca I want joeee in for the comedy....he will make a great addition

joe_crow · Post by **joe_crow** » March 25th, 2009, 8:56 pm

Your app still isn't complete, you didn't write a news article. Joe just go reread the application thread and make sure you understand everything and put some more effort into your app, look at other accepted applications as examples.[/quote][/quote][/quote]

ok ill do that

124.0 · Post by **Ykraiina** » March 25th, 2009, 10:33 pm

Ralph wrote:luca I want joeee in for the comedy....he will make a great addition

I don't understand the comedic character you're talking about. Is there something about this guy that you know from in game experience that will change my mind? His application isn't completed and is rampant with grammatical errors. If this was some random stiff applying it would most likely be a denial, or a re-application. If you know more about this guy than whats presented to me here, please let me know.. I am interested in hearing your input. Also I am not completely losing confidence in this guy, I am simply asking him to revise a couple of aspects of his application.

Kofi_Kingston · Post by **Kofi_Kingston** » March 26th, 2009, 12:41 am

Ykraiina wrote:
Ralph wrote:luca I want joeee in for the comedy....he will make a great addition
I don't understand the comedic character you're talking about. Is there something about this guy that you know from in game experience that will change my mind? His application isn't completed and is rampant with grammatical errors. If this was some random stiff applying it would most likely be a denial, or a re-application. If you know more about this guy than whats presented to me here, please let me know.. I am interested in hearing your input. Also I am not completely losing confidence in this guy, I am simply asking him to revise a couple of aspects of his application.

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