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Kewson
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Okay, I know some of you may think this is quite odd, but I'm going to suggest it anyways. I don't really know if this is possible in sa:mp for NPC's to actually look like if they were having sex. I'm pretty sure it is though.

How to buy a porno movie?
You go to the 24-7 and type /buy pornomovie1 and so on. Depends how much NPC porno movies SZR would actually make.

Things required to buy one / Watch the tape
- You must be over 18 irl (Gives you a warning message before buying it. A dialog should pop up asking "Are you sure you are over the age of 18 in real life?"
- Must have 2,300$ for 1 tape
- Must have a house interior
- Must be inside a local 24-7 store

How does it work?
You must be in you're house in order to watch it, and also have a TV in you're home. There should be an Icon or checkpoint near the television(for every house level interior that has a television, with a gametext saying "T.V" when walking on to the icon)

You go to the icon then type /watchpornmovie porn1(Or what ever porn movie number it is) to turn on the porn movie. After typing the command, it sets you're camera position to a secret interior that no one on the server uses or goes in, showing a view of NPC's having sex with a samp textdraw saying "your now watching porn movie 1" etc. There should be at least a 3 minute timer before the movie ends. When the porno tape ends it sets you're camera position back to where it was(there should also be a command to exit watching the tape) /turnoffpornmovie to turn it off :smugdog:
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Why? I mean, why would you watch robots fucking when you could just see the real thing.

It would be hellish to code.
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Kewson
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David_Samson wrote:Why? I mean, why would you watch robots fucking when you could just see the real thing.

It would be hellish to code.
it's for rp
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I think there's already enough 13 year old arabs jerking it to videogames without this
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Alt Tab and xnxx it up.
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this is a christian server we don't want this smut, go install hot coffee you perv
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Rosco_Flatts wrote:Alt Tab and xnxx it up.
ya man thats my website
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this is theb est idea i ever
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The idea is obviously shit, but lets think of it this way: Why would Rachael put a lot of effort into coding this, which would probably take ages, when it's clear people would only use this in the beginning to test it out, and then will be like yeah, whatever. This requires too much effort for something that's just not worth it.
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Angelo Giovanni wrote:The idea is obviously shit, but lets think of it this way: Why would Rachael put a lot of effort into coding this, which would probably take ages, when it's clear people would only use this in the beginning to test it out, and then will be like yeah, whatever. This requires too much effort for something that's just not worth it.
no way im going to watch porn with the dudes every day

fuckin great idea +support
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