New way to escape the cops!
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New way to escape the cops!
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Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
old things aren't new things except a banana, bananas are always new and fresh.
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I particularly like the way you re-capped the embarressing plunge into oblivion at the end.
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
new ways to escape cops: drive a jester
as hell
as hell
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
Johnnysbad style: frontflip off that jump, tie me mid-air and upsidedown, land perfectly, say a one-liner, and knife me to do the greatest hit ever, only then will I be impressed!
[18:40] AdmWarning: [21]Fuji_Kaito 280722 mph <-- FakeSZR was fun!
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It's ALOT easier with the InfernusFuji_Kaito wrote:Johnnysbad style: frontflip off that jump, tie me mid-air and upsidedown, land perfectly, say a one-liner, and knife me to do the greatest hit ever, only then will I be impressed!
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Re: New way to escape the cops!
bonez tried doing that today but failed the jump and then 'timed out' in the water
gj
gj
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
how is this new
this post was a Serious Post, handcrafted with care for Rachael
Re: New way to escape the cops!
new way to be bonez: use an overpowered car to escape one newbie cop and then brag about it whoops thats the old way
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
Don't tell anybody the secret is W
Re: New way to escape the cops!
The first time I did it, it actually wasn't a cadet or a noobie cop. He actually came very close but I thought it was a hilarious when he smacked that wall. Secondly I never did any bragging... just video.
The buffalo is hardly overpowered compared to when we used to have the Infernus. And I've made that jump in a police car before so its not like its possible ONLY for the buffalo.
And actually Mrado I drowned, and the second I died my samp crashed.
So go ahead and flame this thread up even more since that all you know how to do.
The buffalo is hardly overpowered compared to when we used to have the Infernus. And I've made that jump in a police car before so its not like its possible ONLY for the buffalo.
Harder to do with popped tires.Mrado wrote:bonez tried doing that today but failed the jump and then 'timed out' in the water
gj
And actually Mrado I drowned, and the second I died my samp crashed.
So go ahead and flame this thread up even more since that all you know how to do.
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Re: New way to escape the cops!
thisSALMON wrote:new way to be bonez: use an overpowered car to escape one newbie cop and then brag about it whoops thats the old way
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
Bonez actually is not responsible for "logging out" when he drowned, if you drown in SA:MP you crash.
ADVICE FOR BONEZ: Do not go down with the ship, swim up to the service so we can use our shiny leviathan to take you to PD.
ADVICE FOR BONEZ: Do not go down with the ship, swim up to the service so we can use our shiny leviathan to take you to PD.
toretto wrote:And to that Abramo idiot donkesson I like how you say "get on the point i got u nigga" when I wasn't the one who said it you are generally an all around faggot who thinks he knows every single thing about SZR and everyone who plays Fuck Off all you haters.
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I couldn't get out of the car!!!SonOfDonkeyman wrote:Bonez actually is not responsible for "logging out" when he drowned, if you drown in SA:MP you crash.
ADVICE FOR BONEZ: Do not go down with the ship, swim up to the service so we can use our shiny leviathan to take you to PD.
I was knocked unconscious from hitting the wall so hard.
When I woke up I tried to kick the window out but it was already too late
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Re: New way to escape the cops!
anyway, explain this 'F' thing a little more.
editing the F --> W, although i'll try F
editing the F --> W, although i'll try F
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
Actually there is a "secret" to making the jump.
If you listen to your car listen for when it sounds like the rpm's are maxed out, let of the w key then press back on the w key. It doesn't seem like it does much but it actually slightly increases your top speed.
And, it's needed to make this jump with slow cars, including the buffalo. It won't make it otherwise.
If you listen to your car listen for when it sounds like the rpm's are maxed out, let of the w key then press back on the w key. It doesn't seem like it does much but it actually slightly increases your top speed.
And, it's needed to make this jump with slow cars, including the buffalo. It won't make it otherwise.
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Re: New way to escape the cops!
new way to escape the cops!! with 40k less mats and in handcuffs
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Actually I wasn't in handcuffs, I turned myself in.
You fail
You fail
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
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Re: New way to escape the cops!
my name is bones with a z i am cool i drive bufallo get away cops i ma best kekekeke
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your all right the buffalo does all the work
thats why i lost the cops today in a van
thats why i lost the cops today in a van
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
Re: New way to escape the cops!
You see, I wouldn't even bother chasing you. I would /su you and periodically /find you to see if and when you're back in the neighborhood.
If you spend all your time running out in the woods, whatever man, I don't care.
If you spend all your time running out in the woods, whatever man, I don't care.
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*exploits*Bonez wrote:Actually I wasn't in handcuffs, I turned myself in.
You fail
*turns himself in to protect his precious mats*
*gets them taken away*
bowls smoked during this post: all of them. smoke fucking weed every fucking day.
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Are you kidding?Joe_Rogan wrote:*exploits*Bonez wrote:Actually I wasn't in handcuffs, I turned myself in.
You fail
*turns himself in to protect his precious mats*
*gets them taken away*
I told aesop to take all my mats since I don't even matrun anymore
He took 40k and then I /dumped the rest
And how did I exploit? I was alt tabbed for too long and when I got back I was in the same exact spot but had been kicked for EPP
Then I log back in to find the cops looking for me.
If I wanted to protect my mats I would have run from you, in which I probably would have gotten away again.
But since the buffalo is "too powerful", all day yesterday I simply RP'ed when I got pulled over instead of running. So I think you need to get your stories straight, Joe.
Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away
Any fucking time. Any fucking day
Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona bay