$1,000,000 Competition
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$1,000,000 Competition
THE COMPETITION BEGINS
What i want IS PICTURES.
Draw a picture of your IG character being anally violated by Nurgle. For every one i like or piss my pants laughing at, you get 50k. The more real the look of rectal anguish on your face is, the better chance you have of winning.
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Hokay so i recently came into alot of money on my Vago account.
A little over $1,000,000
While on my Vago account i was poor as houses, on Kitty (main account) my bank is nicely stocked, so i don't really need the money as such. My main duty as a Vago Lt. is to help others, and i thought 'what better way than making some poor folk a little richer'.
All im missing is an idea on how to distribute the money, and in what amounts. So i need your suggestions for some kind of competition or event it could be used in.
It should be specifically aimed at low level players, those unable to make much money for themselves, and probably either exclusively Vago orientated, or include the public players as well. Other gangs are more than capable of making vast amounts of money for themselves, so it wouldn't be fair to dole out the cash to them.
If anyone could think of ideas go ahead and post 'em. But try to think about it a little more in depth than:
''A race" or "Give it to random passers by"
Thanks in advance
What i want IS PICTURES.
Draw a picture of your IG character being anally violated by Nurgle. For every one i like or piss my pants laughing at, you get 50k. The more real the look of rectal anguish on your face is, the better chance you have of winning.
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Hokay so i recently came into alot of money on my Vago account.
A little over $1,000,000
While on my Vago account i was poor as houses, on Kitty (main account) my bank is nicely stocked, so i don't really need the money as such. My main duty as a Vago Lt. is to help others, and i thought 'what better way than making some poor folk a little richer'.
All im missing is an idea on how to distribute the money, and in what amounts. So i need your suggestions for some kind of competition or event it could be used in.
It should be specifically aimed at low level players, those unable to make much money for themselves, and probably either exclusively Vago orientated, or include the public players as well. Other gangs are more than capable of making vast amounts of money for themselves, so it wouldn't be fair to dole out the cash to them.
If anyone could think of ideas go ahead and post 'em. But try to think about it a little more in depth than:
''A race" or "Give it to random passers by"
Thanks in advance
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[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Anyone got a spare $4,000,000? I've got a great idea for a contract.
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Heres a few ideas.
-Give each Vago a spas and send them to ballas hq, whoever kills the most wins.
-Corndog day.
-Or just wait for the admins to make an event, and give the winner the extra cash.
-Give each Vago a spas and send them to ballas hq, whoever kills the most wins.
-Corndog day.
-Or just wait for the admins to make an event, and give the winner the extra cash.
Re: $1,000,000 Competition
offer to the ones who have the highest ratio (Hours Played / Kills), since DONT KILL is one of the main rules at Vagos (I think it is). If someone has a 0 value at Kills, consider it 1 so you can divide. Well I didnt think too much about my suggestion, so it may sound shitty
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Will probably just end up doing this if i can't think of anything by next week.Sacajawea wrote:- Or just wait for the admins to make an event, and give the winner the extra cash.
Or maybe create a nominations thread where everyone can post who they think deserves it the most and why. The one judged most deserving will get the cash. Or if there's more than one, get it shared between them.
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy
Re: $1,000,000 Competition
why dont you just look at the list and call everyone one by one to see if they need help (so you figure if theyre alts or not) and then wire them some cash?
Re: $1,000,000 Competition
don't give out free money, just don't
also all females in this thread show your tits
also all females in this thread show your tits
Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Offer the cash up as an incentive to low level players under level 3 who can manage not to DM someone or get kicked in their first week.
Offer a 50k prize to each who can meet these requirements.
1. Make them register for their chance at the cash. Here in this thread. (starting 1 week from registration date.)
2. Avoid any conflict in game, such as: DM'ing, Chicken Running, All around ass hattery, warnings for /n, /report or any other spam.
3. Not get kicked, banisihed or banned.
4. Random Roleplay by different people you appoint secretly.
5. Learns the server and for the final, can answer a random question about the rules of the server in game (so no cheating or tabbing to read the rules)
Presto You may have just won 50K
Offer a 50k prize to each who can meet these requirements.
1. Make them register for their chance at the cash. Here in this thread. (starting 1 week from registration date.)
2. Avoid any conflict in game, such as: DM'ing, Chicken Running, All around ass hattery, warnings for /n, /report or any other spam.
3. Not get kicked, banisihed or banned.
4. Random Roleplay by different people you appoint secretly.
5. Learns the server and for the final, can answer a random question about the rules of the server in game (so no cheating or tabbing to read the rules)
Presto You may have just won 50K
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Im liking the idea Max put across for the amounts. 50k per person seems a nice sum, and it would allow 20 people to get some cash.
I think i'm just going to be like the secret millionaire and hand it out to non-assfags as i come across them. i.e. people who offer me a lift when i get stuck in the middle of nowhere, people who don't carjack me in the middle of nowhere when i offer THEM a lift etc.
I think i'm just going to be like the secret millionaire and hand it out to non-assfags as i come across them. i.e. people who offer me a lift when i get stuck in the middle of nowhere, people who don't carjack me in the middle of nowhere when i offer THEM a lift etc.
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Maybe you can do like...the funnies pictures with proof that it's that person somewhere in the picture or you can do funniest ingame screenshots and it's your choice to who wins...sounds kinda crappy but whatever. By the way, how's George doing? Still pissing on cadets?
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
how bout a 5-minute szr movie about anything.
documentary
action movie
comedy
or even romance if you like sex (i do)
documentary
action movie
comedy
or even romance if you like sex (i do)
Me can onry forgive one persahn a day, today is not your day unfortunatery, tomorrow doesn't rook good eithar.
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Oh connie you've inspired me!
What i want IS PICTURES.
Draw a picture of your IG character being anally violated by Nurgle. For every one i like or piss my pants laughing at, you get 50k. The more real the look of rectal anguish on your face is, the better chance you have of winning.
What i want IS PICTURES.
Draw a picture of your IG character being anally violated by Nurgle. For every one i like or piss my pants laughing at, you get 50k. The more real the look of rectal anguish on your face is, the better chance you have of winning.
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Niko Koliask - DONUT SQUAD - Level 16
"this is the best please Nuglar plas" - Andres_B
"Niko are you black irl? ... Because your voice is deep like a black man's" - Gentle_Man
"this is the best please Nuglar plas" - Andres_B
"Niko are you black irl? ... Because your voice is deep like a black man's" - Gentle_Man
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
:(
I dont know how to photoshop...
I dont know how to photoshop...
Me can onry forgive one persahn a day, today is not your day unfortunatery, tomorrow doesn't rook good eithar.
Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Actually i would go for kindess week.
Whoever in a week is the best giver, might need help from either ingame or forums to vote. And some helpers to spy on the givers, wins like 50 or 100k per week
Whoever in a week is the best giver, might need help from either ingame or forums to vote. And some helpers to spy on the givers, wins like 50 or 100k per week
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Dont make it a suck up contest so "Nurgle" can jack off to in glasgow ore where he is. Make it "Picture of you character rapeing Nurgle"
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Unless people start posting more, Niko is going to get the $1,000,000 all to himself.
Lack of posting means i've decided to share the money between the best few.
Lack of posting means i've decided to share the money between the best few.
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
can you make your contest, holiday oriented?Kitty_Mason wrote:Unless people start posting more, Niko is going to get the $1,000,000 all to himself.
Lack of posting means i've decided to share the money between the best few.
I remember Primaris' clowns from space for halloween, epic win.
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
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Niko Koliask - DONUT SQUAD - Level 16
"this is the best please Nuglar plas" - Andres_B
"Niko are you black irl? ... Because your voice is deep like a black man's" - Gentle_Man
"this is the best please Nuglar plas" - Andres_B
"Niko are you black irl? ... Because your voice is deep like a black man's" - Gentle_Man
Re: $1,000,000 Competition
grossKitty_Mason wrote:Oh connie you've inspired me!
What i want IS PICTURES.
Draw a picture of your IG character being anally violated by Nurgle. For every one i like or piss my pants laughing at, you get 50k. The more real the look of rectal anguish on your face is, the better chance you have of winning.
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
Do I win yet? Haha.
Niko Koliask - DONUT SQUAD - Level 16
"this is the best please Nuglar plas" - Andres_B
"Niko are you black irl? ... Because your voice is deep like a black man's" - Gentle_Man
"this is the best please Nuglar plas" - Andres_B
"Niko are you black irl? ... Because your voice is deep like a black man's" - Gentle_Man
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Re: $1,000,000 Competition
WINNORS
250k to Niko for spanktacular pictures
50k for Connie for effort xD
Another 500k is going to a mysterious stranger who once saved me from a kidnapping. The remaining 200k will be dished out randomly to good needy peoples when and where i see them.
(Pm me your in-game names you want the money on and i'll get it to you whenever i see you)
250k to Niko for spanktacular pictures
50k for Connie for effort xD
Another 500k is going to a mysterious stranger who once saved me from a kidnapping. The remaining 200k will be dished out randomly to good needy peoples when and where i see them.
(Pm me your in-game names you want the money on and i'll get it to you whenever i see you)
[10:50:31] [command] [Jack_Ree]: /me gets into vagina whole sizeNurgle wrote:kitty 'lol so what i study to design videogames and like cake' koronos
[10:06:39] [command] [Kenneth_Taylor]: /t 9923 Don't fuck with me elefant boy